Convince me
Newman beseeched Dr. Brown to change his grade, alleging that if he didn't do it, he would fall into a state of disconsolateness.
What is pathos?
If Akiva Bengio hears an inappropriate remark in class, he will become a Jew for Jesus.
What is slippery slope?
Rabbi Dreyfuss breakdancing.
What is situational irony?
Yehuda Fried is like an oak tree.
What is simile.
We will pray in the morning. We will pray in the afternoon. We will pray in the evening.
What is anaphora?
Dr. Gutfreund told them man suffering from the gunshot wound to the arm to trust him when he recommended this particular surgery because he had been doing this for many years.
What is ethos?
I once saw a yeshiva student try to pass through a wall by running through it. I guess all yeshiva students are nuts.
What is hasty generalization?
Stilerman imitating Dr. Brown for the Purim shpiel.
What is parody?
Newman is a fountain of sagacity.
What is metaphor?
Just ask anyone. Ari is the guy.
There is no doubt. Ari is the guy.
Its incontrovertible. Ari is the guy.
What is epistrophe?
Kahana told Dr. Brown that Liverpool was the best team because of their record, the number of championships they had won, and owing to the number of goals their strikers had scored.
What is logos?
Everyone knows that Uriel Fox is a better badminton player than Akiva Fox.
What is ad hominem?
Rabbi Dreyfuss in a monster truck with a confederate flag on the back listening to Kid Rock with the window down.
What is incongruity or situational irony?
After Eitan tried to fly, he landed on the ground with a sickening thud.
What is onomatopoeia?
Uriel lives to study Torah and studies Torah to live.
What is chiasmus?
Eitan told the class that he was more perspicacious than Ari owing to an iq test that had been administered to both of them in which he had procured the higher score.
What is logos?
Yehuda once found a penny, and the next day he scored a stellar grade on Agenor's test. I guess this superstition is true.
What is post hoc ergo propter hoc?
10H in Singer's science class performing animal sacrifice.
What is hyperbole?
The squirrel purchased lots of crypto.
What is personification?
The Torah is the emodiment of trust. Trust is Hashem.
What is anadiplosis?
Miller showed Dr. Brown a video in which a team of physicists from Harvard opined that Dr. Brown was in fact upside down.
What is ethos?
Moshe Shapiro is recalcitrant because he is intransigent.
What is circular reasoning?
Saturday Night Live making fun of President Trump.
What is satire?
The yeshiva is an insane asylum.
What is metaphor?
Moshe is droll, astute, mischievous.
What is asyndeton?