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100
I bought myself a ____ after my ochem lab section to wake myself up, because I knew I was going to be too tired for the BIBC 102 lecture afterwards. After drinking it, I proceeded to fall asleep _____ into the lecture.
a. coffee; 30 minutes
b. hot chocolate; 45 minutes
c. pumpkin spice latte; 25 minutes
d. tea; 15 minutes
What is tea, 15 minutes?
I bought myself a tea after my ochem lab section to wake myself up, because I knew I was going to be too tired for the BIBC 102 lecture afterwards. After drinking it, I proceeded to fall asleep barely 15 minutes into the lecture.
100
I have never been as sleepy as I was during my AP ______ classes Junior year of high school; it was to the point where _______ to keep my eyes open.
a. US History, it hurt
b. Biology, it was impossible
c. Physics, I was trying my hardest
d. Calculus, I gave up trying
What is US History, it hurt?
I have never been as sleepy as I was during my AP US history classes Junior year of high school; it was to the point where it hurt to keep my eyes open.
100
At the hospital one of the patients complained that her ________ had ________ instead of ________. In the end she decided to skip her meal because the kitchen had run out of ________.
a. sandwich, ham, turkey, turkey
b. soup, peas, carrots, carrots
c. omelet, yellow bell peppers, red bell peppers, red bell peppers
d. pasta, canned tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, fresh tomatoes
What is omelet, yellow bell peppers, red bell peppers, red bell peppers?
At the hospital one of the patients complained that her omelet had yellow bell peppers instead of red bell peppers. In the end she decided to skip her meal because the kitchen had run out of red bell peppers.
200
In high school, ____ hacked into my ______, and as a result my current boyfriend ______.
a. my ex, Facebook messages, asked me out
b. my brother, iMessage, roughed him up
c. my ex best friend, Tumblr, came up to me and said “lmao cringe”
d. my current boyfriend, Wattpad, became a furry
What is my ex, Facebook messages, asked me out?
In middle school, my ex boyfriend hacked into my Facebook messages, and as a result my boyfriend became interested and asked me out.
200
I am a big fan of cooking. I love cooking. You know what else I love? Getting a ______ degree burn on my index finger from hot ________.
a. first, steam while fluffing freshly cooked rice
b. second, boiled bok choy I spilled in the sink
c. second, sesame oil
d. third, canola oil after frying up some crispy chicken I never got to eat
What is second, sesame oil?
I am a big fan of cooking. Cooking is great. You know what else is great? Getting a second degree burn on your index finger from hot sesame oil.
200
In my first year of living off campus, my apartment received _____ different _______ complaint(s) and had security called on us.
a. 1, disorderly conduct
b. 2, smoking
c. 3, noise level
d. 3, pungent stench
What is 3, noise level?
In my first year living off campus, my apartment received 3 different noise complaints and had security called on us.
300
One day after class in my _____ year, I took a nap and woke up to my roommate _______________.
a. junior, catching the microwave on fire
b. senior, ranting about fumbling the bag
c. freshman, accidently slicing the tip of his finger
d. sophomore, dropping his Chipotle bowl on the floor
What is freshman, accidently slicing the tip of his finger?
One day after class in my freshman year, I took a nap and woke up to my roommate accidently slicing the tip of his finger.
300
On a trip in _____, I was riding horses to a ______ in the mountains when we heard a/an ______ in the distance.
a. Paris, outpost, herd of cows
b. Montana, lake, waterfall
c. Canada, tea house, avalanche
d. Hawaii, volcano, wild pigs
What is Canada, tea house, avalanche?
On a trip in Canada, I was riding horses to a tea house in the mountains when we heard an avalanche in the distance.
300
When I was younger I used to occasionally lick ____ because I ____.
a. pens before tests, thought it was good luck
b. food before I ate it, thought it made it taste better
c. coins, enjoyed the metallic taste
d. doorknobs, thought it would strengthen my immune system
What is coins, enjoyed the metallic taste?
When I was younger I used to occasionally lick coins because I enjoyed the metallic taste.
400
The first time I learned to surf I went with my friend from highschool. My friend almost died because _____. In order to keep herself sane she ____
a. a shark mistook her for a seal, hit the shark on its nose with her board
b. got caught in a rip tide, sang to herself “Strapped Up” by AzChike ft. Mike Sherm (https://youtu.be/JLN1EV0ci6M)
c. another surfer gave her a concussion with his board, listed all 50 states alphabetically in her head
d. a wave took her out and we couldn’t find her anywhere, pretended she was in H20 the TV show
What is got caught in a rip tide, sang to herself “Strapped Up” by AzChike ft. Mike Sherm?
The first time I learned to surf I went with my friend from highschool. A family friend was teaching us and his son was there. My friend almost died because she got caught in a riptide. In order to keep herself from freaking out she sang to herself “Strapped Up” by AzChike ft. Mike Sherm.
400
One time in high school, I walked into my ________ class and a classmate told me “Nice fit. I like your Lifeguard hoodie with the ______ jeans. Literally got that 90s parent fit.”
a. APUSH, ripped
b. biology, dad
c. world history, mom
d. AP Economics, baggy
What is world history, mom?
One time in high school, I walked into my world history class and a classmate told me “Nice fit. I like your Lifeguard hoodie with the mom jeans. Literally got that 90s fashion going on.”
400
I went to a concert in high school and while waiting in line to get in, the ________ of the band came out and everyone surrounded them to get ________.
a. lead vocalist, a hug
b. manager, a picture
c. security team, them to give their gifts to the band
d. bassist, an autograph
What is manager, a picture?
I went to a concert in high school and while waiting in line to get in, the manager of the band came out and everyone surrounded them to get a picture.
500
On my first day of _____, the guy showing me around asked if I was Tai, referring to my name, and I responded, “No I’m _____.”
a. discussion, Owen
b. lab, Chinese
c. seminar, Taiwanese
d. jazz band, a trumpet player
What is lab, Chinese?
On my first day of lab, I was asked if I was Tai, referring to my name, and I responded, “No I’m Chinese.”