The Elephant in The Room
Whose job is this, anyway?
Parity or
Irregularity?
Core Plus
-terFlucks
Craft Dodgers
100

This team member received interview questions in advance for a job they have no basic ability to do.

What is LLQJ

100

Making sure the Android UX designs are actually possible on Android

Who is/are the Android developers?

100

Handling an empty Global Preferences response

What is irregularity?

100

As a number instead of a string

How did Core+ improperly store credit card numbers?

100

Uses a different first name with each employer so he doesn't forget which meeting he's in

Who is Quest?

200

This critical team role was once owned by Mobile, but Mobile gave it up: "We're not (THIS) experts."

What is QA?

200

Making sure developer work is tested.

Who is UAT?
Who is the customer?

200

Preventing side effects from bad global preference relevance values

What is irregularity

200

It prevented Android guests from booking

What is removing GraphQL fields without telling anyone?

200

Says both platforms are "basically the same" to avoid testing Android

Who is anyone in UX?

300

This team talks the talk, but didn't secure a usable ride for someone on the team who couldn't "walk the walk."

What is A11Y?

300

Making sure CORE+ didn't break something

Who is the Mobile Team?

300

Number of dead experimental features 

What is iOS?

300

It allowed older app versions to commit fraud by bypassing TOTP checking

What is forgetting to set a 2FA toggle?

300

Cites international crisis as reason for not doing work

Who are some UX people

400

The people responsible for surfacing existing requirements and making sure they're understood

Who is nobody has that role?

400

Unlocking your hotel room door 65% of the time

What is a physical key/ the front desk clerk?

400
Percent of UX designs literally impossible to implement on platform
What is irregularity?
400

For four years, it's leaked query data and variables to three different ad tracking companies when you use it in GraphiQL.

What is "Copy Link as TinyURL"

400

Answers "how do I accommodate this?" with "I'm open to suggestions."

Who is A11Y

500

This is the actual number of properly-refined user stories for the major M3 Arabic Shop and Book MVP.

What is 1?

500

Define QA standards, practices, and onboarding

What is someone from Credera who doesn't even know the app?

500

Developer salary on platform

What is questions the game designer made up to get people upset

500

The checkin payment query

What they really needed when they asked for every single payment query we use

500

Is clearly high or attending stand up from the bus depot

Who is LLQJ?