April Showers
The wettest city in the United States by average rainfall.
What is Mobile, Alabama?
A kind of button that won't unbutton
What is a belly button?
This animal gives us meat on which you some times dine. It gives us tasty bacon and its sometimes known as swine.
What is pig?
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Who is Mae West?
He betrayed Jesus.
Who was Judas?
When raindrops fall on clay or dusty soils, they trap small air bubbles on the surface which raise upward and burst out of the droplet. This causes the familiar smell of rain.
What is Petrichor?
Diets and promises have this in common
What are promises?
I can be red or green. I get grown on a vine. I'm dried to make raisins or squeezed to make wine.
What are grapes?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go!
Who is Oscar Wilde?
He wrote Easter Parade.
Who was Irving Berlin?
Two most common forms of clouds that produce rain.
What are Nimbostratus and cumulonimbus clouds?
It gives one the power to walk through a wall.
What is a door?
Rabbits like to eat me when I grown in a field. This orange vegetable tastes better when it's peeled.
What is a carrot?
I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Who is Zsa Zsa Gabor?
This is typically worn in an Easter parade.
What is an Easter Bonnet?
This country takes the title for the wettest place in the world.
What is India? Mawsynram in the Maghalaya State
The little corn said to the Mama corn...
Where is Pop corn?
This is a type of small fruit which is smaller than your hand. Fuzzy outside, green inside often comes from New Zealand.
What is a kiwifruit?
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Who is Winston Churchill?
This is typically a traditional flower for Easter.
What is a White Lily?
In spring the jet stream starts to move northward, allowing large depressions to bring strong winds and rain in from the Atlantic bringing these on shore.
What are April Showers?
One calls cheese this when it is not their own.
What is Nach-o Cheese?
This thing comes as a small grain but is not sugar or sand. It's often used when cooking so that food does not taste bland.
What is salt?
I've has a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Who is Groucho Marx?
This symbol is marked on the top of Hot Cross Buns.
What is a cross?