Puns
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like __ ____.
a banana
This has to be broken before you can use it.
What is an egg?
When asked, "What do you like about spring?" this person wrote:
"Start of just the sun."
Who is Ace?
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a candle?
When asked, "What do you like about spring?" this person wrote, "Flowers"
Who is Krystal?
What kind of concert costs only 45 cents?
A 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback.
What month of the year has 28 days?
What is all of them
When asked, "What do you like about spring?" this person wrote, "I like spring with playing outside."
Who is Zach K?
What was Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
I am full of holes but still hold water.
What is a sponge?
When asked, "What do you like about spring?" this person wrote, "The start of the rain."
Who is Morgan?
Can February March?
No, but April May.
What question can you never answer yes to?
What is Are you asleep yet?
When asked, "What do you like about spring?" this person wrote, "Goodbye to March".
Who is Zach K?