DAD JOKES
WHY DON'T EGGS TELL JOKES
A) BECAUSE THEY'RE EGGS
B) BECAUSE THEY WILL CRACK UP
C) THEY DON'T KNOW ANY
B) BECAUSE THEY WILL CRACK UP
KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE - COWS GO - COWS GO WHO.
A) NO COWS GO POO
B) NO COWS GO MOO
C) NO COWS GO YOU HOO
B) NO COWS GO MOO
WHAT DAY DO WE CELEBRATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY
A) MARCH 1ST
B) APRIL 1ST
C) MAY 1ST
B) APRIL 1ST
IN WHAT STATE DID A TSUNAMI HIT AND KILL 160 PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK
A) FLORIDA
B) HAWAII
C) OREGON
B) HAWAII
HOW DID THE OLD MAN FALL INTO THE WELL
A) HE TRIPPED
B) HE WAS PUSHED
C) HE COULDN'T SEE THAT WELL
C) HE COULDN'T SEE THAT WELL
WHY CAN'T YOUR NOSE BE 12 INCHES LONG?
A) BECAUSE IT WOULD GET IN YOUR WAY WHEN OPENING A DOOR
B) BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT
C) BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG FOR YOUR HEAD
B) BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT
KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE - KANGA - KANGA WHO
A) KANGA LOO
B) KANGA DOO
C) KANGA ROO
C) KANGA ROO
IN ONE COUNTRY THEY USED TO CALL APRIL FOOL'S DAY WHAT?
A) DAY OF FOOLS
B) CONTEST OF LAUGHS
C) HUNT THE GOWK
C) HUNT THE GOWK (HUNTIGWOK)
WHICH CITY HAS AN APRIL FOOLS PARADE BECAUSE OF A PRANK
A) LOS ANGELES
B) NEW YORK
C) CHICAGO
B) NEW YORK
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE PASTA
A) A YANKEE NOODLE
B) AN IM-PASTA
C) A WET NOODLE
B) AN IM-PASTA
WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO NINJA'S WEAR
A) TENNIS SHOES
B) DOCKERS
C) SNEAKERS
C) SNEAKERS
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE - CARGO - CAR-GO WHO
A) NO CAR-GO NO WAY
B) NO CAR-GO BEEP BEEP
C) NO CAR-GO GO AWAY
B) CAR-GO BEEP BEEP
TRADITIONALLY AT WHAT TIME OF DAY ARE ALL JOKES TO STOP ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY
A) 6 PM
B) MIDNIGHT
C) NOON
C) NOON
THE TOWER OF LONDON DOES AN ANUAL PRANK INVITING PEOPLE TO COME TO A...?
A) FREE DANCE LESSONS
B) FREE HAIRCUTS
C) LION WASHING
C) LION WASHING
WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A) A BASHFUL SKUNK
B) A NEWSPAPER
C) BOTH A AND B
C) BOTH A AND B
HOW DOES A PENGUIN BUILD HIS HOUSE
A) WITH ICICLES
B) WITH IG - GLOO
C) WITH LOTS OF ICE
B) WITH IG - GLOO
KNOCK KNOCK - WHO'S THERE - TANK - TANK WHO
A) TANK AARON
B) TANK YOU
C)TANK-ER CHEIF
B) TANK YOU
IN ENGLAND WHAT DO THEY CALL THE PERSON BEING PRANKED?
A) THE GOOSE
B) THE NOODLE
C) THE VICTIM
B) THE NOODLE
IN WHAT COUNTRY DO THEY CALL APRIL FOOLS DAY APRIL FISH DAY
A) FRANCE
B) JAPAN
C) NORWAY
A) FRANCE
WHAT ROCK GROUP HAS FOUR MEN THAT DON'T SING?
A) MILLI VANILLI
B) MOUNT RUSHMORE
C) THE BEATLES
B) MOUNT RUSHMORE
WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST AN ATOM
A) THEY CAN'T TALK
B) THEY ARE TOO SMALL TO BE OF HELP
C) THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING
C) THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE - TANK - TANK WHO
A) YOU'RE WELCOME
B) TANK-YOU
C) TANK -ER - CHIEF
A) YOU'RE WELCOME
WHAT MONTH DO SPAIN AND LATIN AMERICA CELEBRATE APRIL FOOLS DAY
A) APRIL
B) SEPTEMBER
C) DECEMBER
C) DECEMBER
IN PORTUGAL THEY THROW THIS AT YOU ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
A)WATER
B)FLOUR
C) RICE
B) FLOUR
WHY IS PETER PAN ALWAYS FLYING?
A) HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET HOOKED
B) BECAUSE HE NEVER-LANDS
C) HE SAYS IT'S TOO FAR TO WALK
B) BECAUSE HE NEVER-LANDS