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WARNING: MAY BE COMPLETELY NUTS

He can't contain nuts, but he thinks he IS nuts. 

It's Bert!

100

Chicken Pot Pie

...and I don't care! (sorry, enjoy having that song stuck in your head)

This was Brittany!

100

Right now: The Good Place

All-time: Doctor Who

These are Paul's faves!

100

Spiders

Spiders are spooky, according to Brittany

100

A sloth!

It's Rob! 

Although he did say, and I quote, "They seem pretty chill and just want to hang out. But I think they smell real bad."

200

Caution: Do not operate unless safety guards or devices are in place & properly adjusted

Paul needs safety guards

200

Thanksgiving/Christmas Dinner

Malcolm would only want feasts if he was limited to one meal always, but would he eat it all?

200

Right now: Schitt's Creek

All-time: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Rob likes these comedies best

200

Birds

They're kinda freaky for Malcolm

200

An orange and white Welsh Corgi

According to Bert, this is his choice "because the lady says so."

300

Doesn't play well with others.

It's our surprise guest, Jay Brodie!

300

Pizza casserole

Specifically her mom's, this was Jen!

300

Right now: Not watching tv

All-time: Star Trek: Voyager

Looks like Tim is a Trekkie! (You're not alone in this team)

300

Rollercoasters

Nick doesn't like these man-made contraptions

300

An otter

This is Malcolm's pet of choice, but would he adopt two so they had a buddy to share snacks with?

400

Warning: Stops paying attention accidentally

This was Rob. 

Rob? ROB!?! Are you listening?

400

Sushi!

This is Tim's meal of choice

400

Right now: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

All-time: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

Also currently enjoying the Witcher, this was Jen's answer!

400

Atychiphobia

He offered up that this is a fear of failing, known as a fear of risk taking.

It's Paul!

400

Another dog, mixed breed

It's Brittany! 

Jay also said any dog that needs a home, but would he take in a mini yorkie-poo?

500

Caution: HOT

This was Nick's answer!

500

Tacos

He claims they have all the food groups and are delicious - it's Nick!

500

Right now: Shameless

All-time: Departures

Surprise! This was Jay!

500

Thalassophobia

Known as fear of the sea, deep water, vast emptiness, etc (Now I'm afraid too :/)

This was Tim!

500

All Black Andalusian

Also accepting a Mustang as an alternative to an Andalusian; this was Jen!