This is Katie’s birthday
What is October 8, 2011?
Is your armpit tickley?
What is yes?
This is the hardest spot in the house to clean. It is also a black hole.
What is the unfinished side of the basement?
Laura’s favorite color
What is green? (Will also accept turquoise or teal, NOT BLACK)
According to the CDC and American Academy of Pediatrics, this is the earliest age at which kids should drink cows milk as their main drink.
What is 1 year old?
This is Katie’s birthday according to her dad
WHAT IS OCTOBER 11, 2011?
Name 3 things that Paul is afraid of.
What are dogs, power outages, happy birthday song, dolphin auditoriums, movies on large screens, train at the Indy zoo, and people sitting in the wrong chairs?
Kaitlyn’s least favorite chore to do
What is laundry?
This is what the beaar wants.
What is some hoooney?
According to then American Academy of Pediatrics, this is the earliest age that kids should sit in the front seat of a vehicle.
What is 13 years? (ooooof!)
This is the holiday that Katie lost her first tooth on.
What is New Year’s Eve?
Name 3 things Paul used to be afraid of but now loves.
Haircuts, fireworks, trampoline places, vacuums, power tools, steam cleaners, playgrounds, amusement park rides, trains, Easter bunny, Santa Claus, fans, carousels, and musicals?
The cleaning chore that dad has always refused to do throughout his adult life.
What is dusting?
Where we stayed for our first vacation ever (be specific)
What is the Ocean Jewel?
Name any of the fish we’ve had as pets.
Who are Sapphire, Amethyst, and Faux?
The very first stuffed animal that was ever bought for Kaitlyn.
What is pink Giraffey?
This was the name of Paul’s first teacher at Holy Cross
Who is Roembke?
This is the kitchen appliance we have had the longest.
Bonus points if you know how old it is.
What is our toaster?
Approximately 23 years old, predates our marriage. +/- 2 years for correct answer.
This is the first gift you ever bought your wife and the holiday you bought it for.
What is the stuffed reindeer/Christmas OR dog (Bad***)/ Valentines Day?
This is the maximum amount of screen time per day that the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends for kids ages 5 and up (not including homework).
What is 2 hours?
This was Kaitlyn’s favorite My Little Pony
What is (either) Rainbow Dash or Twilight Sparkle?
This was Paul’s first Halloween costume.
What is a lion?
True or False: The kitchen is clean enough.
What is FALSE!!!!?
This is the name of the poem you read by the lake after your wife got ticked off at you.
What is I don’t remember, but if you do you deserve 500 points?
These are the names and doses of the meds that you give LP every day (in mg).
What are sertraline 12.5mg and Quillivant between 5-10mg?
Also bonus 100 points if you said Claritin 5mg, nasocort spray, or melatonin 2mg.