Medical Abbreviations
AMA
What is Against Medical Advice?
The Sunshine State
What is Florida?
You have a runny nose, itchy eyes, sneezing and a cough. You most likely have allergies but WedMD tells you that you have this.
What is cancer?
There are this many cups in a gallon.
What is 16?
This is the minimum age to run for US President.
What is 35 years old?
ABG
What is arterial blood gas?
The Last Frontier
What is Alaska?
You have three days of nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. You likely have a viral gastroenteritis, but WebMD tells you that you have this.
What is GI cancer?
This acronym reminds you of the order of operations in mathematics.
What is PEMDAS?
This is the length of a US Senators term.
What is six years long?
GCS
What is the Glasgow Coma Scale?
The First State
What is Delaware?
You have had intermittent band-like headaches that go away with Tylenol since starting a new stressful job. You are most likely experiencing tension headaches but WebMD tells you that you have this.
What is brain cancer?
Also meaning not chronic in medical lingo, this type of triangle has three angles that are all less than 90 degrees.
What is an acute triangle?
This US Amendment established due process and the right to equal protection under the law.
What is the 14th Amendment?
NWB
What is non-weight bearing?
The Sunflower State
What is Kansas?
You were thrown off a motorcycle, smashing into the pavement and now have a bone protruding from your lower leg. You see Dr Owen Hunt at Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital and he tells you that you have a compound fracture, but you argue that you Googled it in the ambulance and WebMD said you had this.
What is bone cancer?
This formula is Einstein's equation for special relativity.
What is E=mc^2?
If the President vetoes the bill, Congress can override the veto with a this amount of majority vote in both the House and Senate.
What is 2/3 Majority vote?
p.r.m
What is according to circumstances?
The Show Me State
What is Missouri?
You have had some progressive weight gain, hair loss, dry skin and fatigue over the last year. You decide to make an appointment with Dr House because Google said you might have hypothyroidism. Dr House tells you that is it this.
What is Lupus?
These two countries join the United States as the only countries in the world to use the imperial system of measurement (miles, feet) as opposed to the metric system.
What are Liberia and Myanmar?
The name of the five rights every citizen must be advised of when being placed in police custody or arrested.
What are the Miranda Rights?