Are you smarter than a kindergartener?
do girl raindeers have antlers?
actually yes some do
(I just wanted to add that in for some extra fun)
if you drop a yellow hat into the red sea what happens?
it just gets wet!
say the word mop 15 times ok?
what do you da at a green light?
you GO! At a green light
You are flying an airplane from NB to Nunuvut it crashes in Ottowa where do you bury the survivors?
you don't burry living people there the survivors !!!!
if Bob's mom had three kids, Penny, nickel what's the other one?
i said if bobs MOM had 3 kids the 3rd one is BOB!!!!
say the word silk 7 times ok?
what do cows drink ?
they drink water and produce milk
how do you pronounce the capital of Ontario Is it
Ed mon ton
Edmon tin
its nither its Toronto
you are running a race and you pass the person in second place so what place are you in now?
you are in second hehehehe
what building in the world has the most storys
the library
what is the only word spelled incorrectly in a dictionary
INCORECTLY!!!!
how do make the number one disappear
you add a G then it spells Gone
how many letters are in the alphabet?
11 :)
if a red house is made of red bricks an orang house is made of bricks a blue house is made of blue bricks, and a green house is made of what?
a green house is made of glass so all of the plants can get the sunlight they need to grow
how many six-cent stamps are in a dozen?
12 duh!
say the words roast, coast, loast, and boast 7 times each ok?
what do you put in a toaster?
you put bread not toast!
what month of the year has 28 days?
all of them have 28 days!!!
what room in the house do ghosts avoid the most?
the living room it for the living not the dead!!!!!
if a monkey a dog a cat and a squirrel are racing up a coconut tree who will get that banana first?
no one its a coconut tree, not a banana tree
if you have a dozen eggs and you take 3 you crack 3 you cook 3 and you eat 3 how many do you have left?
9 🤣
( you take 3 you crack those 3 you cook those 3 and you eat those three)
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Any, Houses can't jump.
10 different ladies fit under one umbrella each and there is one umbrella in total but none of them get wet how is that possible?
its not raining!!!!
if a cowboy rides into town on Friday stays 3 days and then rides out on Friday how is that possible
his horses name is Friday!!!!🤣🤣🤣
if a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn that's facing north in what direction does it fall?
trick question! rosters don't lay eggs!
what 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!!!!
Why is it illegal to bury someone living in north Montreal in south Montreal?
cus there LIVING! THERE ALIVE!!!!!!