Are you smarter than a kindergartener?
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes.
if you drop a yellow hat into the red sea what happens?
it just gets wet!
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
30 divided by .5 =60 + 10 = 70
You are flying an airplane from Haverhill to Canada. It crashes in Ottowa where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors.
Bob's mom had three kids, Penny, nickel, what is the third kid's name?
i said if bobs MOM had 3 kids the 3rd one is BOB!!!!
Say the word silk 7 times ok?
what do cows drink ?
they drink water
How many birth days does the average man have?
you are running a race and you pass the person in second place so what place are you in now?
you are in second hehehehe
what building in the world has the most storys
the library
what is the only word spelled incorrectly in a dictionary
INCORECTLY!!!!
how do make the number one disappear
you add a G then it spells Gone
how many letters are in "the alphabet"?
11 :)
if a red house is made of red bricks an orange house is made of orange bricks and blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a greenhouse is made of what?
Glass
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
what month of the year has 28 days?
all of them have 28 days!!!
How many outs are there in an inning?
6
if a monkey a dog a cat and a squirrel are racing up a coconut tree who will get that banana first?
no one its a coconut tree, not a banana tree
if you have a dozen eggs and you take 3 you crack 3 you cook 3 and you eat 3 how many do you have left?
9 🤣
( you take 3 you crack those 3 you cook those 3 and you eat those three)
How many of each animal did Moses bring on the Arc?
None. Moses did not have an Arc.
10 different ladies fit under one umbrella each and there is one umbrella in total but none of them get wet how is that possible?
its not raining!!!!
if a cowboy rides into town on Friday stays 3 days and then rides out on Friday how is that possible
his horses name is Friday!!!!🤣🤣🤣
if a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn that's facing north in what direction does it fall?
trick question! rosters don't lay eggs!
what 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!!!!
Why is it illegal to bury someone living in North America in South America?
Because they alive!