1 Word Answer
What type of key opens a banana?
Monkey
What do you call a happy cowboy?
jolly rancher
Where do you go for a peek-a-boo accident?
The I.C.U
*How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
*What musical instruments are donated to hospitals?
Organs
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
gummy bear
How do flat earthers travel?
On a plane
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
*Did the drum win the contest?
No, it got beat
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad
What did the pirate say on his birthday?
"Aye, matey!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
*How did the trumpet do when he auditioned for the orchestra?
He blew it
What do you call a singing computer?
Adele
What kind of tree fits in your in your hand?
Palm tree
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Whined
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
They will be called bagels if they fly over the bay
*What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What genre are national anthems?
Country
Where do basketball players go when they need a uniform?
New Jersey
What did one toilet say to the other?
You appear to be a bit flushed.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
*How did the violin get into the orchestra
It pulled some strings