Mental Math
2
Is the Earth Flat?
No (probably)
What do you call a boy?
He/Him (unless he is kinda COLOURFUL!!) I will also accept: By his name!
How many fingers am I holding up? ✌️
Two fingers.
If I throw the ball for doggy, where does the ball end up?
In the doggy mouth, cuz he caught it.
1 * 1
1
How do people jump?
By pushing off the ground real fast!
"The rabbit jumped over the fence while the fox climbed under the fence" What did the wolf do?
Nothing, there was no wolf to be spoken of!
How do you count to 20, two steps at a time?
2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20
Where is the fun fun (Bleach) juice when the cabinet is closed?
In the cabinet
3 * 5
15
it rises!
What do you use to extend a sentence?
The comma!
How do you walk?
Alternating between Left Foot and Right Foot. (Ex. Left, Right, Left, Right)
WHERE TF DID MOMMY GO SHE WENT PEEK-A-BOO BYE BYE WHAT
nah, she right there
81 / 9
9
Why do planes fly?
They cut the air!
What are all the common ways to end a sentence?
A period (.) An exclamation mark (!) or a question mark (?)
How many beats does a song have? Count them out.
1, 2, 3, 4 (I will also accept 1, 2, 3 you waltz-ey lil guy)
10 ** 0
1
What keeps a rocket upright?
The fins are thinner on one side; therefore, the speed of the rocket forces the fins to face upward. Hence, the whole rocket is reoriented upwards.
Which symbol is used to indicate surprise, like a combination of ! and ?
The interrobang ‽
Beatbox.
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