The RA that is going to get wifed up the soonest.
Who is Asher?
Chris Merrick's hometown.
What is Chicago?
The only video game AJ played consistently.
What is Fortnite?
After Donkey encounters and befriends Shrek, he tells him he will prepare this meal for breakfast.
What are Waffles?
Conchiglie, consentigliere, cappelletti
What is consentigliere?
This RA has come the closest to being fired.
Who is Bishop?
Merrick has this many siblings.
What is 11? (8 full and 3 half siblings)
Finish AJ's catchphrase: "Chupapi ___"
What is "Munanyo"?
In Shrek 2, while Shrek rushes to save Fiona before Charming smoochie her, this absolute banger song plays.
What is "I Need a Hero"
Manicotti, mineola, mostaccioli
What is mineola?
This RA is the most ethnically diverse.
Who is Austin?
Dr. Merrick's alma mater.
What is Grace College?
AJ notoriously RAed on this hall.
What is H3B?
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" results in these three bachelorette candidates.
Who are Cinderalla, Snow White, and Fiona?
Farandole, fideo, farfalloni
What is farandole?
This RA has passed a kidney stone.
Who is Liam?
This is the battle cry of Chris' favorite college football team.
What is "War Eagle!"
...just kidding...
What is "Roll tide!"
The first name of Andrew's fiance.
Who is Sam?
After threatened with the removal of a gumdrop button, Gingy confesses the wife of this man is hiding the rest of the fairy tale creatures.
Who is the Muffin Man?
Tortiglioni, tortellini, tortoni
What is tortoni?
This RA is the least sus.
Who is Zano?
Who is Chris Merrick?
Merrick's nickname is "Big Poppa" which in turn left AJ with this nickname: "___ ____"
What is "Smol Poppa"?
After the Magic Mirror denies Lord Farquad's request, a small handheld mirror is smashed by this executioner.
Who is Thelonius?
Campanelle, cavatelli, calamanco
What is calamanco?