Mathers' Day
The Amazing Arroyo
Readiculous
Let's Get it STAARted!
Czech it Out!
100
If I don't know what to do on a math question, I should
MULTIPLY and DIVIDE.... NOT add or subtract!!!
100
The Amazing Arroyo says he can bring the dead back to life. He takes a bunch of dead plants, buries them deep underground, waits for millions of years, and then... he pours the liquid into his car and it works!!! 1) What did Mr. Arroyo make 2) In which type of rock did Mr. Arroyo find it
1) Oil, Petroleum, Fossil Fuels 2) Sedimentary Rock
100
Before I read a passage, I should first identify
If it is a story, nonfiction article, poem, or play
100
Read, read again, and summarize. Do this on EACH paragraph; you earned a free prize!
Free prize!
100
True or False: Mám páchnoucí nohy
Translation: I have smelly feet
200
If I get a division question WITHOUT a picture, I should
Use Arroyo's sneaky trick!
200
The Amazing Arroyo says he can cut the Evil Emily in half. He puts her into a tank of water and... her body has been cut right down the middle! A person screams "BOOO!" and the Amazing Arroyo says "I will now make it so that there are two Evil Emily's!!!" he puts her into a special room and there is now two Evil Emily's...but they always do the same thing. What two things did the Amazing Arroyo do?
Refraction and Reflection
200
After reading each paragraph, I should
Write a summary
200
When I run into a diagram on the science STAAR, before I even look at the answer choices, I should
Label the picture or diagram
200
True or False: Nebyl jsem ten, kdo upšoukl druhý den ve třídě
Translation: I was not the one who farted the other day in class
300
When multiplying with decimals I should____________________, and I should always use a ______________ to multiply
1) Circle the decimals before, multiply, and put the decimal back in 2)lattice
300
The Amazing Arroyo says "I will make this tiny organism grow without giving it any food at all". He takes a tiny organism and puts it in a glass of water next to a window. IT GROWS!!! A person screams "BOOO!!!" and the Amazing Arroyo says "If you thought you saw it all, I will now take another tiny organism and throw this one into the garbage without ANY light, see it grow!". What are the two organisms the Amazing Arroyo used?
A Producer and a Decomposer
300
Once I am working on the questions, I should return to the passage A) Only for questions I don't remember B) Never, once I read the story I'm done C) After EVERY SINGLE QUESTION
C) Return to the passage after EVERY SINGLE QUESTION!!!
300
How many breaks should you take on STAAR? A) One break for each question B) As many as you feel necessary C) No breaks because Mr. Arroyo doesn't allow it D) I don't need breaks...I'm wearing a diaper on that day
B (I REALLY hope its B!!!)
300
True or False: I otřete boogers na mém stole , když se nikdo nedívá
Translation: I wipe the boogers on my desk when nobody is looking
400
When I get an area or perimeter question, I should always (2 things)
1) Draw a picture 2) Solve for BOTH area and perimeter
400
The Amazing Arroyo says "I will now take a chunk of ice and a glass of water and put them into this box. Without touching them, I will make it so the water turns to ice and the ice into a puddle!" How does he do it?
0 degrees Celsius is both the freezing and melting point of water!
400
When reading a passage I should A)drag through it because its boring B)try to take an interest in it because I do better on stuff I like C) skip the boring ones D) rewrite the passage to my liking
B- try to connect it to yourself, SOMEHOW
400
How long should you take on your STAAR test? A) Thirty minutes or less or its free! B) Don't start bubbling your test until time is up C) As long as it takes to check and check again D) What?!!! We have a STAAR test?
C (Make sure to check your work TWICE)
400
True or False: Nemyslím si čistit zuby nebo sprchový kout po dobu tří dnů a někdy i čtyři
Translation: I don't brush my teeth or shower for three days or sometimes four
500
When adding and subtracting. If a number does not have a decimal, I put it at the _____________. Then I make sure my decimals are _____________.
1)at the end 2) lined up
500
The Amazing Arroyo is upset at the unruly crowd. "Oh Yeah! I will now make you spin at 1,000 miles per hour, so fast that it will that the Earth will get light and dark!" The crowd erupts in panic, but one little girl says "We're already doing that!" Why?
Rotation causes Day and Night
500
If I am absolutely fed up with reading, I should A)work through it until I finish B)guess on the rest and turn in my test C)take a break whether I need it or not D)go back and check my math section from yesterday
C- take breaks when you need them and snap out of your mental fog!
500
When you get stuck on a question, you should A) Try to answer and take 30 minutes on it B) skip it and return to answer later C) skip it and never answer it because its scary D) bubble in all four answer choices, why not?
B) skip it and return to answer later
500
True or False: Všichni jsme se projít Staar
Translation: We will all pass the STAAR