Wizard boy goes to school
Harry Potter
Bad guys want rocks for his glove
Avengers
Go for a hike with a few sticks. Sometimes hit ball.
Golf
Bad boys dig
Holes
Some idiot scientists thought dinosaurs wouldn't be dangerous
Jurassic Park/World
Adults, not dogs, chase ball for an hour and a half
Soccer
Teens kill each other on reality TV show
Hunger games
Child left behind commits war crimes
Home Alone
Guys miss the ball 70% of the time and still make millions
Baseball
Spider writer
Charlotte's Web
Cold woman builds castle.
Frozen
Two people fighting but they are not actually mad at each other
Boxing/MMA
Girl fell down the rabbit hole; "not drug related"
Alice in wonderland
Moana
kind of like soccer but with knives on your feet
Hockey
short boys return jewelry.
Lord of the rings
Man realizes he is the only one not acting
The Truman Show
Intense sweeping makes a rock go zoom.
Curling
Boy and grandpa see small people make candy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"The door was big enough for two, rose"
Titanic
Hits balls for hours; occasionally break for tea.
Cricket
An American book of words
Webster's dictionary
NASA sends farmer into black hole.
Interstellar
Polite sword fighting with beepers.
Fencing
ADHD kid finds out he's related to a god.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Two people grunt aggressively while hitting small fuzzy thing
Tennis
scientist makes a sad guy
Frankenstein
Practice for getting away from sharks
Swimming