"Simonize my sideburns, now I'm smelted!"
Whip. Mix. Blend
"Ahahaha, oh patch, how could you!"
Binky's "A" Game
"I have an announcement to make. I, Arthur Read, have my very first loose tooth."
Arthur's Tooth
"Oh we're camping at the like aa, we're going to vegetate aa, and I really just can't wait aa!"
Staycation
"Oh I think we have proof enough Madame Frensky, or whatever your real name is."
Francine and the Soccer Spy
"Oh but one rule before we start. No tiaras. Uch! I can't stand that princess stuff."
The Princess Problem
"Crown City you're not dynamite, you're not peaches and cream."
Muffy Goes Metropolitan
"It's ok! I'm used to saying goodbye!"
When Duty Calls
"You're an internet celebrity!"
Flippity Francine
"I said 3 and a half minutes, this is 2 and three quarters."
Mr. Ratburn and the special someone
"That's true, even though your feet stink!"
Ladonna's Like List
"I've got it, let's invent cars that run on Seltzer instead of gasoline."
Muffy's Car Campaign
"Arthur's been such a good friend to Buster, he really deserves better."
The Feud
"Arthur, I thought I'd better bring you the spring reading..oh are you having cake?"
Dad's Dessert Dilemma
"You can hurt my feelings all you want, oh yes, I don't mind, but when it comes to Francine..."
The Good Sport
"Follow the feet!"
Francine's Big Top Trouble
"What do you think Hamlet? Two beats, or not two beats!"
Prunella the Packrat
"Rule 23, you shall not spit food!"
The Hallway Minotaur
"Well I know one of you is older."
Two Minutes
"Can you show me how you do that water squirty thing with your palms?"
Arthur Makes Waves
"Admit it. Maybe you're just a teeny bit jealous."
That's MY Grandma
"Feel your toes. Say, 'Relax little toes'."
S.W.E.A.T.
"You have never said that in your entire life!"
Through the Looking Glasses
"There's no Boogle!"
The Longest Eleven Minutes
"Look at that hat! It's like she's wearing a birthday cake on her head!"
Brain and the Time Capsule