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What can you hear but not touch or see?
Your voice
What fruit is always sad?
A blueberry
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their friend Tuesday
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A set of playing cards
What do you find at the end of the line?
The letter E
What happens four times in a teenager’s life, once in adult life and never in childhood?
The letter E
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A woman is sitting in a dark house. She has no light or candle on. Yet, she is reading. How?
She is blind and reading in braile.
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you lose me. What am I?
A secret
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke, its an electric train.
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
If you are running in a race and pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they are both 1 pound.