Older Men I Find Sexy
Places I've Vomited
Breakup Texts
Things my Mother Criticizes about me
Things I've made about Me
100

This Jazz pianist and fictional paleontologist appears in over half of my erotic dreams

Who is Jeff Goldblum

100

I call this place my second home, they call it a place that I'm not allowed back in

What is the waffle house

100

"I just don't think I'm in love with you anymore"

Who is Keith for the first time

200

This man looks a little bit like my father but I swear it's not weird

Who is Mike Pence

200

"Your sleep talking just creeps me out too much"

Who is Brian

200

She calls this "A real distraction from what could be a very pretty face"

What is your haircut

300
He provided my sexual awakening

Who is Seinfeld

300

"I'm sorry, I just love Kathy more"

Who is keith for the second time

300

She calls this confusing and worrying

What is your career choice

300

I felt really left out at this event and caused a scene, and later blamed it on my new antidepressants 

What is my baby shower

400

I feel a little weird about this one

Who is Conan O'Brien 

400

I feel most bad about this place

What is my mother's guestroom

400

"You creep me out"

Who is Matthew

500

"It's not you it's me"

Who is you, Ashley, to several men