IT'S NOT A PHASE
(oh but it is)
(oh but it is)
She Works Hard for the Money 🥵
Hobby-obby-obby-obby-obby-obby-obby
Female Lyrics and Rhymes or Ashley's Trying Times
All the King's Horses and All the King's Men, Tried to Put Ashley Back Together Again
100
You could find hits like (Jump - Kris Kross, Juicy - Biggie Smalls, Cars that go Boom - L'Trim, Boys in the Hood - Easy E, Put it On - Big L, etc.) on little Ashleys MP3 player or CD mix...
What is, 90's Hip Hop/R&B?
100
Dropping your phone wood be a disaster, I can buy a ______ _____ ____ from Ashley, next time I go to the mall.
What is, wooden phone case?
100
DAILY DOUBLE:
"The roots of _________ go back thousands of years to the ancient Egyptians... and in 18th century America, _________ was used as a preparatory skill to train young women to sew their own clothing"
Ashley was into this for like, a week??
What is, "needlepoint" or embroidery?
100
"Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)"
What is, Body by Megan Thee Stallion?
100
Like a rolling stone, but 100 times more painful to pass. This painful condition is diagnosed in over 200,000 people a year, and a couple of years ago our precious little Ashley had to endure this tragic fate too.
What are, kidney stones?
200
*let me move my sideswept bangs and cry to MCR*
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM IT'S THE REAL ME..."
But it was a phase, one that poses the question, if you weren't ___ in middle school, were you ever really in middle school?
What is emo? xD *rawr* x) *~*
200
Without Ashley none of those old folks would have eaten!!!
What is, food prepper "at the old folks place"?
200
After falling in love with the works of famous politically charges street artist Banksy, she fell into creating this art form.
What is, stenciling / graffiti?
200
"Umm *leg shake* uhhh *fixes hair* umm umm, what was I saying?"
What is, Ashley trying to tell a story?
200
Ashley fell down, and broke her _____ and nobody came tumbling after.....
What is, Ashley's Shin? :(
300
At one point, you could find Ashley singing "Drunken Lullabies" by Celtic bands such as Flogging Molly, Drop Kick Murphies, The Pogues, and such... I can't think of an easier way to word this because it's so specific!!
It rhymes with "stylish funk"....
What is, Irish Punk?
300
Some people think that Ashley still works at this beloved "bakery-café fast casual restaurant" chain.
What is, Panera?
300
This method of dying fabric, results in a psychadelic pattern most oftenly associated with 60's hippie costumes....
What is Tie-dye?
300
"I go moo ( I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)..."
What is, Mooo! by Doja Cat?
300
THIS is a "type of autoimmune disease in which your body attacks healthy joint tissue. The A.F. estimates that about 1.5 million adults in the United States have been diagnosed with this disease. Nearly three times as many women have this disease than men." (that's a bit mysogynistic...)
What is, Rheumatoid Arthritis?
400
This "seven-member South Korean boy band that began formation in 2010 and debuted in 2013 under Big Hit Entertainment." Is composed of RM, Jin, Suga, J-Hope, Jimin, V, and Jungkook. Ashley was briefly into this beloved kpop group because "I just like looking at them."
What is, BTS? uwu ^-^
400
Ashley for one rough patch of her life could be found importing and exporting goods from Mexico with her _______.
What is, Momma Garcia?
400
Watermelons, cucumbers, tomatoes, OH MY!
These fresh produce items could be found in Ashley's kitchen thanks to her picking up this popular outdoor hobby.
What is, gardening?
400
"Yes I do the cooking, Yes I do the cleaning, Yes I keep the ------"
What is that one song Featuring Nicki Minaj that I'm too lazy to look up as I'm making this?
400
This infection that inflames air sacs in one or both lungs, and may cause it to fill with fluid, took out our poor little Ashley for an entire winter back in 2014.
What is pneumonia?
500
This music is a genre of American roots music that developed in the 1940s in the United States Appalachian region. The genre derives its name from Bill Monroe and his band. Unlike mainstream country music, this genre is traditionally played on acoustic stringed instruments, and could be heard playing loudly out of Ashleys first car.
What is, Bluegrass?
500
From, stilettos to sneakers, bags to broaches, Ashley was "not fired" but "unexpectedly taken off the schedule" at this, famous retail store commonly found at malls.
What is, ALDO?
500
A process that recycles "something that grows on trees", requires a blender, water, sponges, and a screen just to start with, this DIY project has become Ashley's newest time-consuming hobby!
What is, making paper?
500
"My neck
My back
My severe COVID-19 attack"
What is, Ashley didn't say this but she should have?
500
After being told she was going under for surgery on both of her knees, she woke up to find her ____ was also in a cast.
What is, the entire lower half of Ashley's body?