Outrageous Claims
This is the food ashley claims to be able to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner
Sushi
This is the official title of Ashley's job
Medical Pediatric Nurse
This object was flung by me and surprisingly gave ashley one of her many concussions
Foam Cube
Gabagoo Jabajoo
Danny
This fuzzy friend is Ashley's favourite animal and, like Danny, may give you chlamydia if you get too close
Koala
This is the movie ashley claims to be able to quote from start to finish
Kung Fu Panda
Not including the current one, how many semesters does ashley have left in nursing school
3
This is the way ashley received her most recent concussion
Kicked in the head by a 2 year old
"Hang On" *swerves traffic*
Juliana
This imaginary event freaks out ashley when the boys bring it up
The simulation
Ashley claimed to be able to do these many pushups in her prime.
75
Ashley Nurse mode was activated when Riley calmly requested the Heimlich while choking on this
Water
1 2 3 4 How many concussions has ashley had before
5
So Jeanne, how is flying school? (Jeanne is not a pilot)
Ashley
This is the date of Ashley and my anniversary
January 27th
This is the event ashley claimed she could do “right now if I really wanted to”
Half-marathon (accept marathon)
The amount of time you can park for free at the Montreal Children’s Hospital
2 hours
According to Ashley, this is the most sensitive part of her head for concussions
Forehead
Wait... which city is the Leaning Tower of Pisa in? Oh... Pisa
Riley
Many believed it to be immortal, this is the pet fish named after a famous white rapper
Swim Shady
Although Daniel chugged a jar of it, Ashley claims this alcohol makes her cry
Vodka
This is the name of the cracked-out kid patient with an interesting name
Sterf
After a bonk to the head, Ashley drove over this leading to us thinking she may be concussed
Riley: Get up off the street, Ashley will be mad
___: No
Riley: Why not?
___: Comfy
Nathan (Ashley's Brother)
This is Ashley's order for McDonald
10 Chicken Nuggets
Medium Fries
Chocolate Milkshake