Jokes
What do you call a pig that does Karate
A Porkchop
What does buzz lightyear say
To infinity and beyond
What is the name of the Original Fortnite skin
There is none
How does santa fly around and deliver presents ?
on a sleigh
what animal has wings but cant fly
Duck
Why did the soccer ball quit
Because he was kicked around
What does woody say
Theres a snake in my boot
How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have 4 quarters.
what is santas favorite snack
cookies and milk
how many legs does a spider have
8
What did one stop light say to the other stop light
Stop Looking, Im changing
How many kids did woody go to
4
What is the best way to find a math tutor?
Place an add.
name 2 of santas reindeers
true or false
Dogs are color blind
true
Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
Attachment.
When did the first toy story come out
1995
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Shellfish.
how many days are there till new years after christmas
6
what animal is know for stinking
a skunk
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Bulldozer.
What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite drink?
Rocketfuel.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
Livingroom.
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy.