Who it be
Who would play them in an adaptation?
Jobs that Evie would suck at in each industry
Superlatives
Alt names
100

This character's biggest fear is male pattern baldness

Trystan Maverine

100

Evie Sage

Zoey Deschanel

100

Food Service

Hostess

100

Most likely to be forced into couples counselling. 

Clare

100

Disney 

EVIL

200

This character gives strong middle child energy. 

Malcolm Maverine
200

Trystan Maverine

Theo James
200

Business

Accountant

200

Most likely to be a victim of a scam.

Evie

200

SJM

A Kingdom of Malice and Shadows

300

This character would likely benefit from xanax

Becky

300

Becky

Emma Roberts

300

Education

AP
300

Most likely to be accused of shoplifting

The pixies

300

Rebecca Yarros

Vile Dark

400

This character would really love spellcheck

Kingsley

400

Blade

Noah Centineo

400

Arts

Visual Arts (drawing/painting/etc- especially realism)

400

Most likely to sleep with a teddy bear.

Fluffy

400

Nicky Sparks

The last assignment

500

This character definitely grew up at the country club and played lacrosse.

Blade

500

Kingsley (in human form)

Ryan Reynolds

500

Healthcare

Case management 

500

Most likely to be a disney adult. 

Tati
500

Colleen Hoover

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