Dad Jokes
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved
What is the name of the little girl in Monsters Inc?
Boo
How many tentacles does a octopuses have?
8
If someone is in your way, how do you tell them respectfully to move?
Excuse me
What is the first thing you should do before you start cooking?
Wash your hands
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
What is name of the dragon from Raya the last dragon?
Sisu
What male animal gives birth to their babies?
Seahorse
If someone tells you a secret or personal information, who can you tell?
NOBODY
When should you clean up a spill?
Right away
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback
Who is the fashion designer from the incredibles?
Edna Mode
What animals have transparent fur?
Polar bear
If you overhear someone else conversation should you continue to listen?
No you should not
After you handle raw meat, what should you do?
Throw away gloves, wash hands
How does a penguin glue his house?
Where was Simba born?
Pride rock
What animals sleep while standing up?
Horses and cow
If someone is in a bad mood and they answer you disrespectfully, what should you do?
Give them space/ Don't respond in the same way
What do you need in order to take something out of the oven?
Oven mittens
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip-pop
What movie is this quote from..."big summer blow out"
Frozen
What animals eat poisonous food?
Koalas
If you hear a rumor, what should you ask yourself?
Is it true, is it helpful, is it kind
Who is the best kitchen manager?
Mrs. H