Illnesses
Audrey is afflicted by this every time the wind blows the wrong way or when she is stressed.
What is The Herp/Cold Sores
"WAIT- theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou..."
What is "Maps"
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."
Who is Eric Cartman
This is what Aud and Mika scramble downstairs for at odd hours of the day
What is water
Audrey's favorite Pokemon
Who is Cubone No. 0104 Lonely Pokemon HT: 1'4" WT: 14.3 lbs.
Audrey and Piglet from Winnie the Poo both have this.
What is Anxiety
"Boy, the way you blowing up my ____ won't make me leave no faster..."
What is "Telephone"
"Oh, Jesus Christ!"
Who is Mr. Slave
Audrey's favorite mixed drink
What is Rum and Coke
Audrey's streak on bereal (guess within 100 days and you get the point)
What is 571 days (471-671 days is accepted)
This illness embarrassed Audrey to be barefoot.
What are 21 Plantar Warts
"Take the bullets out yo gun! (What?)"
What is Yorktown
"Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay."
Who is Mr. Garrison
Audrey's favorite juice :333
What is Apple Juice
Who was Audrey's most listened-to artist in 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024
Who is Matt Maltese
This strange ailment came over Audrey in the 4th grade, and her brother called her "Two-Face," like the guy from the DC comics.
What is Bell's Palsy
"Got a girl with California eyes, and I thought that she could really be the one this time..."
What is "Bad at Love"
"Everyone who has a grandmother step forward... Not so fast, girls..."
Who is Randy Marsh
Audrey's weird woke hippy dippy drink
What is Yerba Mate "Enlighten-Mint"
The brand of birth control Audrey is on
What is Junel FE 1/20
This is Audrey's primary mental illness, known in the past as "Feminine Hysteria."
What is Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD)
A condiment made from the pungent seeds of either of two main herbs belonging to the family Brassicaceae (in all caps screamed).
What is "tv off"
"Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?"
Who is Saddam Hussein
The worst bev moment of Audrey's life
What is Peach Oolong Tea with Lychee Jelly and Pudding
This event probably ruined Audrey for the rest of her days
What is The Death of Her Mother