Audra-isms
This is Audra's term for brushing one's teeth.
What is "scrubbing one's bones?"
One of Audra's new favorite kitchen gadgets, this regal frog wine aerator has been dubbed as this.
What is Boris?
This beloved movie is the source of Kevyn's name.
What is Up?
The number of bones Audra has broken.
What is zero?
Some call this truck a dually, but Audra prefers to describe it as this.
What is having wide hips?
He's 170,000 miles old and going strong.
What is Jan-Michael Vincent?
Kevyn loves her sticks. Audra has even gone so far as to call her this name that is often used in a much less innocent manner (though still referring to wood).
What is "size queen?"
This person was Audra's self-admitted first crush.
Who is Bing Crosby?
Watch out! Nose your car too far out into the road, and Audra will say you are this.
What is "inchin for a pinchin?"
With custom hats and a penchant for holding matches in his mouth, this little frog sits on the coffee table and was once a custom Wordle answer.
What is Squidge
Audra's name for this rare event.
What is Three Bean Salad?
This wild act was once committed by a man simply due to Audra's presence at a party.
What is jumping out of a second-story window?
Some dogs have very leggy gaits. This is what Audra might call those dogs.
What is a bragger?
All of Audra's electronic devices, from her iPhone to her MacBook, feature this name.
When Kevyn really soaks up the sun, this is what Audra calls her toasted warmth.
What is baked bread?
Audra once was concerned that she walked too this across a crowded room.
What is aggressively?
This is a unit of measurement for high-viscosity fluids, particularly in cooking.
What is a "schloop?"
But one of Audra's electronic devices, her Apple Pencil has this different name.
What is Gerald?
Kev has plenty of curlies going on in her fur! Audra often refers to this historical character with Kevyn's ears.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
When she was five years old, Audra quit playing kickball forever after this happened.
What is running the wrong way around the bases?