Measurements
Music Portmanteaus
Online in 2002
Mushrooms
Brainrot
Four Consecutive Consonants
100

The SI unit for length.

Meter

100

2024 Taylor Swift album meets the U.S. agency headed by Secretary Pete Buttigieg from 2021 to 2025.

The Tortured Poets Department of Transportation

100

Going to be AFK for bit? Put up one of these on AOL Instant Messenger so the people on your BuddyList know you'll BRB.

Away Message

100

Pick up a red mushroom in Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Mario gets big. Pick up a green one and get this.

1-Up/Extra life
100

If you're smooth and got game, you might earn this charismatic nickname.

Rizzler

100

The quality or state of being powerful

Strength

200

Represented by the Greek letter omega (Ω), an ohm measures this.

Electrical resistance

200

1967 hit by the Monkees meets nonna's long-simmering, once-weekly tomato gravy

Pleasant Valley Sunday Sauce

200

Visit the Giant Omelette, spin the Wheel of Excitement, and play Meerca Chase on this website, featuring creatures like the ones depicted here.

Neopets

200

Button and cremini mushrooms are just less mature versions of this large, gilled varietal, often offered to vegetarians in place of a burger parry

Portobello

200

The Buckeye State

Ohio

200

Bundle up! This chilly word is an acceptable Scrabble play.

Brrr

300

When placed in front of a unit of measure, the prefix micro- means one millionth and nano- means one billionth. This one means one trillionth.

Pico-
300
1984 Bronski Beat hit meets Culture Club frontman

Smalltown Boy George

300

George Washington is depicted here in this text-based art style.

ASCII art

300

Foragers love to come across these large, meaty, trumpet-shaped mushrooms.


Chanterelles

300

Don't worry, the IRS won't come after you for not paying it.

Fanum tax

300

A combination of two vowel sounds to create a single, unique vowel sound.

Diphthong

400

The distance from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger gives you this ancient unit of length.

Cubit

400

1911 Frances Hodgson Burnett novel and where Gaga will t-t-take you in the third track off her 2025 Mayhem album.

The Secret Garden of Eden

400

Before we had YouTube, sites like Homestar Runner, Newgrounds, and JoeCartoon brought us games and animations using this Adobe product, officially decommissioned in 2020.

Flash

400

A traditional beef Wellington has a layer of minced mushrooms, known as this, between the pastry and the meat.

Duxelles

400

This brainrot term is also the symbol used for the "autosum" button in Microsoft Excel

Sigma

400

If a man received a top rank in the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, he would receive this.

Knighthood

500

This nonsense unit of time, named for the length of tenure of a White House Communications Director under Trump, is equal to ten days

Scaramucci

500

Second single off of 2005's Emancipation of Mimi meets the second single off Janet's 1997 Velvet Rope

We Belong Together Again

500

This internet giant, offering email, a search engine, news, instant messaging, games, and chatrooms, was the #1 most visited website in 2002 for the third year in a row (and for three more years after that!).

Yahoo!

500

Seen here, the maitake mushroom also goes by this nickname. Cluck cluck!

Hen-of-the-woods

500

Rumors of his demise circulated in 2023, but fear not! He's still calling. Look out, Millie and Rachel.

John Pork

500

These chemicals used in plastics have been banned from some children's toys over concerns they may cause health issues, like endocrine disruption.

Phthalates