Who said...
This person said, "I'm not eating ice, I'm eating imaginary children."
Who is... Jacob (Dad)?
Eli picked up a dusty remote
"Why don't clowns eat divorced people?"
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced people?"
"Goddamnit John"
Hailey
"Oh, look! A _______ seed!"
Nimona
Garland (fictionally) ate this household member.
Who is... Hailey?
"High society cannibals"
Eli saw a billboard and mistook the word "cannabis" for "cannibals"
"Borch"
"Porch"
"The power of Patty compels you!"
Ghostbusters
DOUBLE PLAY!
This person said, "No! Carpet! My only weakness!"
Who is... Rosie?
"FISH RUBBINGS"
Eli, seeing a How It's Made Episode
"______? We thought he said celery. CE-LE-RY."
"Sewing"
"The hair wasn't even mine."
Violetta/Letta
"If it stopped ________, would it still _______?"
Rotating, rotate
This person said, "Guys, your oregano is made of bears."
Who is... Eli?
"Curiosity is caressing at the door, will you open it?"
Stranger Things Mad Libs
"Remove my feet from tickling distance-"
"Remove your feet from tickling distance."
"I may be crusty, but I'm not blind."
The Little Mermaid, Sebastian
"You're such a ______ ______!"
floppy domino
This person said, "Good night, blueberry muffin."
Who is... Hailey?
"I just stepped on a naked mole rat"
Hailey stepped on a mochi. (Sigh.)
"HARUMBA"
"Hmph"
"Problem? Not my problem, that's just not my problem."
Not My Problem -- Laila!
"Our eggs have more _____ than your neighbor's kids."