Sitcom Quotes
"I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid."
The Office
This bizarre looking animal is one of the few mammals that lays eggs, and is a popular character is 2000s Disney Channel show.
Platypus
"You don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass!"
That 70s Show
My dog loves chasing.
Squirrel
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."
Park and Recreation
Tom Brady
GOAT
"Nick doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, 'Put on pants.'"
New Girl
This (somewhat) common household pet is long and slender, and is sometimes used to do work that humans cannot, such as running cable through tight spaces.
Ferret
"I can handle this. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is in the middle of my first name."
Friends
An African native, this large animal is responsible for over 500 human deaths per year, making them the world's deadliest mammal.
Hippo