Mario Kart or National Park?
Magic
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Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in D&D
How to Fight an Ostrich
100
Rocky Mountain
National Park
100
Magicians are stereotypically known for pulling this animal out of a black top hat. How do I know? I saw it once on Tom & Jerry.
A rabbit.
100
Where you should sit to have lunch
Alone
100
My DM wouldn't let me give my superhero this name.
Collateral Damage Man.
100
If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid this at all costs.
Close-quarters combat.
200
Maka Wuhu
Mario Kart
200
This famous modern day magician is known for performing a magnificent feat of making the Statue of Liberty disappear.
David Copperfield
200
Hey guys. My game is lagging.
Try Alt F4.
200
This is not a proper battle plan.
Synchronized panicking.
200
The weakest part of the ostritch, where you should aim all of your strikes at.
The neck.
300
Kobuk Valley
National Park.
300
"Magic" is a word derived from this Greek word
Magos.
300
The appropriate response to someone talking about their day.
Interrupt them with a fart noise, then change the subject.
300
My forbidden paladin war cry.
Good for the Good God.
300
Do this if you do not wish to fight the ostrich.
Hide.
400
Sunset Wilds
Mario Kart
400
An opera by Mozart, written in the form of Singspiel. The plot concerna a man enlisted by the Queen of the Night to save her daughter from a priest.
The Magic Flute.
400
The amount of people who sang "Happy Birthday" to me on my birthday last year.
No one cares.
400
The maximum amount of time my acrobat monk can balance on a war lord's head.
One round.
400
Hide in this kind of bush (if you must) to evade yourself from an ostrich's violent advances.
Thorn bush.
500
Isle Valley
National Park.
500
The best point guard during his thirteen seasons on the NBA.
Magic Johnson
500
"Hey. How are you doing today?"
Fart and the immediately blame them.
500
I may not polymorph anyone into this person.
Abe Vigoda.
500
Run in this pattern if you are forced to retreat from a violent ostrich.
Zig zag.