Autumn Says
On Brand™
What's She Drinking?
Bad Times
Gay
100
Similar to "I will tell the truth"
Not gonna lie
100
Webster defines this term as "prolonged and usually abnormal inability to obtain adequate sleep "
Insomnia
100
There are many different sizes of bottled alcohol. Autumn usually buys this
Handle
100
She's Attacking the TV! She's Attacking Isaac! Someone Protect the Cake!
Autumn's 20th Birthday
100
Taylor
200
Similar to "That is correct"
That's Right
200
This category on Netflix has nearly been exhausted by Autumn
True Crime
200
It's what you get when you mix powder, liquor, and a reused water bottle
Crystal Lite & Vodka
200
15 Hours of arguing across 6 states just to get to this State and City
Palm Coast, Florida
200
The Jewel of Washington, MO and Queen of 411 S. First Street
Lydia
300
A common saying when Autumn thinks she's offending someone but actually hasn't
I just feel bad
300
Rapid Eye Movement occurs during dreaming. Because Autumn does this, you can see her experience it
Sleep with her eyes open
300
"These taste like sharpie" is how Ryan described this thing served at Taylor's 20th birthday
Jello Shots
300
Pack your bags and mop the floors, we're moving out
Reggie's House
300
He Stars in his own series of Marvel movies as well as the Avengers Franchise
Iron Man
400
The first line of the final verse of the song "Highwayman"
I fly a Star ship!
400
6 days out of 7, Autumn wears this brand of clothing well known for it's lingerie and lounge wear
Pink
400
It's currently snowing in Lewis County, which means Bennie Westhoff's wife is this
Frozen Margarita
400
Can you hear that? Autumn can't because of this holiday
Independence Day
400
Not Chris Rock, but close
Reece
500
Another way to remark on how unbelievable or ridiculous a situation is
That's Wild
500
Einstein theorized that time moves different relative to your position. Which might explain why Autumn is chronically this
Late
500
There's dessert wine, and then there's wine named after desserts
Cupcake Moscato
500
Everyone was sad and drank too much and stopped being single (Even Angela temporarily!)
Fall Semester 2018
500
Not named Sue, although he wrote a song about a boy with that name
Johnny Cash