Joke 1
What do you call a falling star?
A space cadet!
Which country did the traditions associated with Halloween originate from?
Ireland
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What was the first balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Felix the Cat
What's a vampire's favorite fall fruit?
A neck-tarine!
What happens when the horses refuse to pull the wagon in the pumpkin patch?
It turns into a neigh ride
What was Johnny Appleseed's real name?
John Chapman
What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?
A cornucopier
What happens if hay bales get too wet?
They can spontaneously combust.
What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
Why do trees hate trivia in the fall?
Because they're easily stumped
What percentage of a pumpkin is water?
94%
What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
You get autumn-y ache
What do you call a fear of pumpkins?
Cucurbitophobia
What is the cutest season?
Aww-tumn
Why are trees so carefree and easygoing?
Because every Fall they get to let loose
What is the process where plants extract water from the land, and it evaporates into the air.
Evapotranspiration
Evapotranspiration is the process where plants extract water from the land, and it evaporates into the air. Unlike other plants, just one acre of corn can give off 3,000-4,000 gallons of water each day." In comparison, a large oak tree typically transpires 40,000 gallons per year. This makes the surrounding air much more humid!
What is the natural color of leaves?
The yellow and orange colors you see actually always exist in leaves but they are overpowered by the abundance of green from chlorophyll. The amount of chlorophyll starts to decrease as the sun weakens and the days grow shorter, and leaves revert back to their natural colors.
How many pies can a bushel of apples make?
Approximately 21 pies
What was the Pilgrims' favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock and Roll
What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?
A skeptic-a-m-ore
What's the name for the science of growing apples?
Pomology
What is the scientific reason for weight gain in the Fall?
Researchers have found that lack of vitamin D reduces fat breakdown and triggers fat storage.
Where can you see the world's largest bat colony?
San Antonio, Texas at Bracken Cave
Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling