JPMC Fun Facts
JPMC's private cloud platforms are called these 2 names.
GAIA and GAP
He said "I am the king of the world!".
Who is Jack Dawson?
This type of memory forgets everything when the power goes out.
What is RAM?
They're 39 years wise.
Who is Sagar?
They say "This can be done in 1 point". (even if it is originally pointed 5)
Who is Vishal?
The global hackathon program where engineers code for nonprofits.
What is Code For Good?
Always.
After all this time?
This AWS service is the gatekeeper, deciding who gets in and what they can do.
What is IAM?
They are always spotted quietly improvising during zoom calls as a certain accessory might be missing.
Who is Fangjia?
The only diet they’re on is in their name.
Who is Joe?
In short it is called JET.
What is JPMC Enterprise Toolchain?
In this 1994 film, life is like a box of chocolates.
What is Forrest Gump?
This AWS service helps you find your way on the internet, but don’t expect any road signs.
What is Route 53?
Their calendar has a recurring event: at 11am, no exceptions.
Who is Danny?
They’re cleared for takeoff, but they never leave the runway by themselves.
Who is Uma?
It is the company’s logo.
What is a blue octagon?
He is Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Who is Lord Voldemort?
This Terraform feature lets you reuse and share groups of resources across projects.
What are modules?
This rookie parent recently mastered the art of diaper changing.
Who is Bharat?
Their name on Teams is a mystery even if you know what to call them.
Who is Taylor?
This is the tallest building in Texas.
What is JPMorgan Chase Tower located in Houston?
He’s a sentient tree and a loyal member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Who is Groot?
This is a role required for terraform enterprise to be able to provision resources in the AWS account.
What is TFE Module Pave Role?
If you want to win them over, just serve up some beef parotta.
Who is Chris?
This Aggie alum can teach you the difference between a slip knot and a granny square.
Who is Cade?