All You Can('t) Eat
This little piggy is cured but Aves won't have it (unless the cravings get out of control)
What is bacon?
"A message...from an office woman?"
Who is Aves?
The former ambassador to Chile, this fellow has served as Lay Bencher for a record number of terms
Who is Glen Buick?
He's first in her heart and first in the line of Stodalka succession
Who is Jack?
While the rest of us have long since stopped, Aves is still an active participant in this caffeinated friendship program
What is Coffee Pals?
With their birthdays only two days apart, Aves still will not share a birthday lunch with this goober
Who is Colin?
"What's a T-Pain?"
Who is Colleen?
This former CEO and ED has been filmed by Avery so much she created a complete blooper reel for his retirement party
Who is Don Thompson?
While he might strike out in the gift-giving department, this gent hit a home run with his choice of partner
Who is Drew(bee)?
This woman is such a fan of Aves that she has referred to her as "Strikingly Beautiful" (when compared to her friends)
Who is Sharon?
No sushi, mussels or fish sticks for Aves, as she won't eat food from this body of water
What is the ocean/sea?
"I'm a BIG soup gal!"
Who is Beth?
He's a twin with someone who works here, but Aves only has eyes for this Honourable Gentleman
Who is Jim Eamon?
This brother may live in the Netherlands, but he hasn't figured out that "going Dutch" includes paying his fair share of the bill
Who is Cody?
As a friend, she won't leave you in the Lerch as she holds the title as the only cool person in ALIA
Who is Anna?
While Colleen has built a lifestyle and personality out of her love of this sandwich, you won't catch Aves downing one
What are cheeseburgers?
"There's a lot of smoochin' at the end of this movie."
Who is Colin?
It took her more than six months to get the video out featuring him, but I'm pretty sure it's just because she kept wanting to review the footage featuring this Justice
Who is Justice D. G. Redman?
This man's Cat Chat was an important WhatsApp resource for the team during COVID-19
Who is Harv?
While she won't drop the ball on Jasper, she WILL drop her phone in the toilet and then call you to tell you about it
Who is Audrey?
While Aves' tastes run toward the more conventional, she did put barbecue sauce on salad at this event
What is the Stampede Party?
"You make a handsome couple!"
Who is Aves?
Not exactly a mentor, this recently retired gent might be the only 60+ man to land on Aves' Enemies List
Who is Len Polsky?
She's never said it, but Aves has got a real Monster-in-Law with this gal
Who is Marcie?
Her passion for "collaboration" can sometimes read as "aggressive stalking", but in this case Aves fully bullied her way into this group of young women in the office
What is the "Hot Girls Club", AKA "The Yummy Mommies" (no, Colin had nothing to do with this naming convention, don't get mad at him for this)