Alternative Careers
Every GenZer’s dream job. All you need is a smartphone, good lighting, and some personality.
Content creator/influencer
Although she doesn’t have a personal connection, this “congenial” baddie roots for this team because of a connection to a movie she was in.
Sandra Bullock
Baltimore Ravens
She’s half Black, half Indian, and married to a white dude. The diversity vote didn’t help her much in her 2024 presidential bid…
Kamala Harris
“Roses and Rosé” watch parties for this show reigned during the 2010s, when peak prime time ratings averaged 15.5 million viewers for the finales.
The Bachelor
Blimey! This country is where the modern flushable toilet was popularized.
UK/England
“Ok so you’re going to reach in his jeans, hold for three seconds, then share a kiss as you fall back into bed…stay in frame!…and then you’re going to hump vigorously for ten seconds as you grab her hair and she grabs your back.” An increasingly popular job on a film set.
Intimacy coordinator
God sure knows how to “Design a Woman” with her. Fresh off becoming the first actress to win an Emmy for all seasons of a show’s run, she supports her home state’s only NFL
team. The state…not the city.
Jean Smart
Seahawks
Her firstborn with an American pop rocker is named Malti.
Priyanka Chopra
He now holds the record for Most Weeks at Number One on the Billboard Country Album chart and recently became the highest RIAA-certified country artist of all time.
Morgan Wallen
This 2011 Oscar nominated comedy earned a permanent spot in the hall of fame of GI distress scenes. That poor gutter.
Bridesmaids
Rent a Gent is a service that provides these, often to the tune of $200 an hour or more.
Dates
This former head writer and all around nerd-chic hottie supports this NFL team, sticking true to her Upper Darby roots. Grab a glass of wooder and a hoagie and get ready for the game youse guys!
Tina Fey
Eagles
Mindy Kaling attended this Ivy League university from 1997-2001, earning a degree in theater and playwriting. Hint: It’s not pronounced exactly like it’s spelled.
Dartmouth
The “iced brown sugar shaken espresso” with this type of milk is currently listed as one of Starbucks top selling drinks.
Oat milk
Visit the “Poozeum” in Williams, Arizona…the world’s largest public collection of coprolites. AKA poo, in this form.
Fossilized
A fietsenvisser is a person who is paid to retrieve bicycles from the bottom of these in Amsterdam.
Canals and rivers
She’s a “monster” onscreen but a hot, cool girl who can throw a punch IRL. Her team relocated in 2016 and has been doing quite well since.
Charlize Theron
LA Rams
Bhanu Athaiya became the first Indian to win an Oscar (for Costume Design) for this 1982 mega movie starting Ben Kingsley as the titular character.
Gandhi
Originally founded on Bainbridge Island in 1965, pickleball became this state’s official sport in 2022. Figures, with all those outdoorsy white people.
Washington
Maybe the second most famous person ever to die on a toilet, she was found slumped over on the “loo” in her London apartment in 1969 at the age of 47. Never did kick that barbiturate habit from the Golden Age did she..
Judy Garland
You might hire a “white hat” version of one of these to check for cracks in your company’s IT systems.
Hacker
There’s nothing basic about this perennial babe. Her team is tied for the most Super Bowl wins in the modern era and holds the current record for most consecutive non-losing seasons.
Sharon Stone
Pittsburgh Steelers
Within 10%, what percentage of American medical students identify as Indian? (Not "Asian"...Indian specifically).
11%
Name me as many as you can from the following list, released by 92Q Jams.
Top 10 Funniest White People Movies of the 2000s that Black People Love
Dodgeball
Anchorman
Meet the Parents
Step Brothers
Pineapple Express
Superbad
40 Year Old Virgin
Knocked Up
The Hangover
Wedding Crashers
This member of the Celtics “Big Three” famously left Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals briefly in a wheelchair…allegedly for a knee injury at the time, but he’d actually pooped his pants.
Paul Pierce