Inside Jokes
Group Members
Lunch Table
Group History
hamlin being a dumbass
100

this running joke has a certain group member being forced to embrace a certain agricultural object during break 

what is the "Sajan Tree-Hugger" joke

100

This group member is known to be in relations with a member of a race that was deemed "inferior" within the last 2 centuries.

Who is Klyne

100

This was hidden behind the blinds and remained there til the blinds in alumni dining were taken down.

What is the legendary chicken nugget.

100

Secret Service

What was the group Halloween costume? 

100

This 90's gangster rapper is often associated with Hamlin within the context of the group due to use of similar slang terms. HINT: ITS NOT MC HAMMER

Who is Snoop Dogg?

200

this timestamp references an instance where a certain group member fudged the details about his conversation with a certain girl

what is "15 minutes, 2 months ago"

200

Often styled into a horrendous middle part but can also be let down into an emo style, this area of a group member's body is known for being flat and not textured.

what is sajans hair.

200
a stain on a wall that could be mistaken for something a bit more than a drink spill.

What is Sajans period blood?

200

2 group members watched this movie in 7th grade science.

What is "The Lorax"?

200

Hamlin claimed he had been talking to a certain person for hours the previous day, but upon further questioning of said person, it turned out he was exaggerating.

What is "15 minutes, 2 months ago"?

300

This inside joke will often have members of the group, specifically Yusuf or Merrick, make statements regarding sajans birth year

What is the "Sajan has no birth year" joke

300

This group member is rumored to be able to fly, due to a certain physical trait he obtained around the middle of last year.

Who is Shane

300

At lunch, this duo is often seen tampering with others replenishing items, usually with the involvement of a napkin.

Who are Sajan and Hamlin

300

This popular exclamation to represent surprise was able to cause Merrick to lose feelings for a girl he was previously interested in.

What is "what dee"

300

This is hamlins most listened to playlist.

What is "white gurl bangers".

400

a british man convicted with the murder of his young daughter, who shares the name with a certain paternal figure of a group member. 

Who is Ben Butler, the vile nutter

400

this group members father has been known to use the phrase "that's what she said" on numerous occasions.

Who is Brett?

400

This group member moved from another table to ours.

Who is Nate?

400

This was hidden behind a bush near the beginning of the third trimester and was set to be taken out at the end of the school year, but mysteriously dissapeared.

what was the urinal splash pad.

400

The teacher hamlin tends to call on very timidly and femininely.

Who is Mrs Hoffman?

500

the time that a certain group member asked a thought-provoking question, however, outside ears were exposed to the prompt despite it being intended to only be offered to the people in the facetime call.

What is the "2 year old facetime call" incident (name will vary depending on person)

500

This group member has won a Croquet tournament in their lifetime, despite having no previous experience.

Who is Hamlin?

500

In this incident, Dawson, Brett, Klyne, Nate, Yusuf, and Sajan were all over the lunch table on the right, but the events that transpired would soon lead to something else being all over someones pants.

What was the time Yusuf spat all over Klyne?

500

A certain middle part converted from this to an atheist in the first half of the 2022-2023 school year.

What is Islam?

500

Hamlin often messages this word and only this word.

What is "Call?"?