Science Jokes
What did everyone think when oxygen and magnesium started dating?
O MG
UCLA Mascot(s)
Joe and Jose Bruin
Harrison Ford - Series about an archaeologist finding certain artifacts
Indiana Jones
If young Metro don't trust you...
I'm gon shoot you
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Bury-um
UCLA rival school
USC
A scientist and a kid travel through time in a DeLorean
Back to the future
In this song a certain character just wants to build stuff in the snow
Do you wanna build a snowman -Frozen
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They're always working with solutions
Andre's signature catchphrase
Excuse me, boss, can I ask you a question?
Tom Hanks - movie about a man who was present in many historical events
Forrest Gump
This song is mostly in a different language and there is a dance just for it ("HEYYYYY ______), very popular around the world in 2012
Gangnam Style -PSY
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels
Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? Hint: Newton
A body at rest stays at rest
UCLA tradition before taking an exam
Rubbing Bruin Bear paw
Janet Leigh - A secretary steals $40,000 from her employer's client
Psycho
In this song, the artist is celebrating her 22nd birthday
22 - Taylor Swift
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie into it.
Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
They were a formyl group
U-C-LLLLLLLLL-A!
8 clap
Hayao Miyazaki's twist on a girl who goes into a forest where things are very different than in the real world
Spirited Away
This singer believes that starships were meant to fly
Nicki Minaj
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
X