Lore
Canonically FAT AND DRUNK
GARGUSSY
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
WW
Omar
Russell's type
MEN
Least favorite condiment
MUSTARRRRRRRRD
Mr. beat the Epstein allegations
MOHG
"Imagine if i had a REAL child"
JAXOPHILE
ooh ooh aah aah
BRUCE
Snip Snip!
Gwen
fireball
Mr. Worldwide to infinty
Spread the purple (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
The Corruption
"You're dumber than a broken sandwich"
Kench
Gamba addict
Russell
He's like Hitler, but gay
Richtoffen
Pucci
CRUCIFY!!
THE BIG WORM GUY
Xol, Will of the Thousands
THE proud monster hunter
K'Sante
fat AND ugy
idk anyone but Russell
METAL GEAR SOLID 2
Raiden
Bryce's GOAT
Kendrick
The guy Richtoffen stroked off and banished to the shadow realm
Maxis
The Messi of League
The Bausffs
DEFINITELY GAY
Russell
THE GOATTTTT
Tien
Kratos when he jumps off a cliff
Dream on