What question can you never answer "yes" to ?
Are you asleep /dead?
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
What goes up and down but never moves?
The stairs.
Plucked from a fruit, bitter like a root, burning and bold, or even cold when sold. What am I?
Coffee beans.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
Battery
What is able to travel around the globe, but stays in a corner the whole time?
A stamp.
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble !
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
In the bathroom, John shot himself right between the eyes using his shotgun. Of course, both the bullets and the shotgun is real. After one minute, John walks from the bathroom alive and there are no traces of blood.
How ?
John shoots himself in the mirror.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What lets you look right through a wall?
A window.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs much before evolution of chicken.
What has many hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What type of clothes does a house wear?
Address. (A Dress)
How many seconds are there in January?
Just one: January 2nd
What goes up and never comes down?
Your Age
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire.
What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?
A computer.
How can you drop a full glass and spill no water?
When the glass is full of milk.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.