I got this text on April 1st, 2026:
"STUPID PINK NAKED MOLE RATE BOY"
- Sent by this person
Who is Pete?
Pete and I commonly go to a place in Chicago called King Spa and Sauna. To purchase the tickets for this adventure, I use this service.
What is Groupon?
Before Rose, I accepted an offer from this school before switching.
What is Purdue?
During the past quarter break, I went to this college campus to meet up with a girl and go to a bar.
What is Purdue?
78% of Americans eat this off of a chocolate bunny first.
What are the ears?
I got this text on July 28th, 2025:
"Orgy for your birthday?
- Sent by this person
Who is Trey?
These are the three stuffed animal's names in my car.
What is Bob Ross, Chase, and Antonio?
I have been working on a capstone project for a year with the same 3 group members. Name two out of the three members
Who are Trong, Ian, and Tyler?
In the beginning of the year, I started talking to this girl that worked in a donut shop. She came over to the house a bit and even played flip 7.
Who is Laura?
1.5 billion of these are consumed over the time of easter.
What are Peeps?
"I am here for the fine intellectual women
I am not drunk enough to talk to women of thy streets"
- Sent by this person
Who is Garrett?
We all knew and loved Veronica, my car from 2022-2025. In her honor, this was her year, make, and model.
What is a 2009 Kia Optima?
In freshman year, I changed my minor from aerospace to this until I dropped it in the fall quarter.
What is Robotics?
Throughout my life I have only dated 3 women longer than a month. What are their names in order from longest time dated >> shortest?
Who are Liv, Lilly, and Ali?
This was the date of Easter last year
What is April 20th, 2025?
I got this text on Jan 13 2023,
"God's love has limits"
"You're making it hard to love thy neighbor as thy self"
- Sent by this person
Who is Katie?
When I was in middle school, this 2015 video game quickly became one of my favorites. I've played it fully through over 8 times and even played it again last year.
What is Undertale?
This was the first frat party I ever went to.
What is 2023 Foam?
In the beginning of the school year, I talked to this girl that lived in Champaign, Illinois. This girl ended up ghosting me after a speeding ticket and 2 months of talking.
Who is Abby?
During Easter, an easter egg hunt is held at the front of the White House. This event is called what?
What is the White House Easter Egg Roll?
I got this text on April 25th, 2025:
"You're missing out on the threesome"
- Sent by this person
Who is Hope?
A few months ago, I changed my Instagram profile picture to a picture of me in this location.
What is Las Vegas?
During my entire education at Rose, I have had this professor for four separate classes. He is my favorite professor currently and I once joked about messing up his RateMyProf
Who is Dr. Stoecklein?
After my breakup in the beginning of Junior year, I met up with a girl named Alyssa who I first met at this place.
The largest Easter Egg in the world was built in Italy and stood this many feet tall.
What is 34?