Finish That Lyric
"Tommy used to work on the _____" -Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi
docks
Burning Bush
This prophet called down a curse on a bunch of teenagers who insulted his lack of hair. As a result, 42 of them were mauled by bears
Elisha
2 Kings 2:23-24
Here's the punchline...what's the original joke?
To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Somebody once told me the world was ______ ________ ______"– Smash Mouth, All Star
gonna roll me
Bathsheba
This prophet had a conversation with a donkey
Balaam
Numbers 22:21-39
Here's the punchline...what's the original joke?
Tooth Hurt-y
What time should you go to the dentist?
"It’s the eye of the ______, it’s the dream of the fight" -Eye of the Tiger, Survivor
tiger
John
This prophet named his children "Unloved" and "Not-My-People"
Hosea
Hosea 1:6-9
Here's the punchline...what's the original joke?
Put a little boogie in it
How do you make a kleenex dance?
"All the ______ ________. Now put your hands up" -Single Ladies, Beyonce
single ladies
After Jesus fed the 5000, how many baskets of food were left over?
12
This King was so fat that when he was stabbed in the stomach, his rolls of blubber enveloped the entire sword
King Eglon
Judges 3:21-22
Here's the punchline...what's the original joke?
One was assaulted
What happened when two peanuts walked down the street?
"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
_________ __________ ______ _________" -Mr. Brightside, The Killers
Swimming through sick lullabies
Where in the Bible can you find the Lord's Prayer?
Matthew 6
This guy faked a mental illness because he feared a king
David 1 Samuel 21:13
Here's the punchline...what's the original joke?
A banana
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?