Baba Birthday

Baba VRS...

100

Baba is sitting down and he is on his phone yet Salma decides to tell him about her whole life story.

Baba will hit Salma with a pringle can.

200

Baba is Eating and then Hussein starts to talk. 

Baba proceeds to make sure Hussein finishes his meat.

300

Baba is relaxing until Mama decides to bother him

Baba executes everyone and drops a bomb

400

Baba hears a knock on the door in the middle of the night

Baba proceeds to kill the solar panel guy and buries him in our backyard

500

Baba notices that when the fish close their eyes, they cant see

He proceeds to spend $60

Baba Phrases

100

The sun has gone down and Baba says...

TIME TO BED EVERYBODYYY

200

Mama is bothering Baba and he says....

GO AWAY 

300

Baba sees Hussein talking while eating dinner and he says...

EAT YOUR LAHMA NOW

400

Baba sees Hussein and Layla playing and he says...

NO PHYSICAL

500

Baba notices that Salma is living in the house and he says...

SHUT UP STUMPY 

Baba Favourites

100

Favourite room in the house.

The Basement, The garage and his bed. 

200

Favourite food

Anything jumbo sized  

300

Favourite kid

Salma

400

Favourite hobby

sleeping

500

Favourite person to torture 

Salma