Five Little Wilf Kids
Dad made an announcement sign to hang near their apartment mailboxes when Missy was born, but unfortunately misspelled this important word.
What is Melissa
Anticipation is ___ ___ ___
What is half the fun
Sammy worked at the Social Security Administration, but he referred to it as ____ _____.
What is The Place
Dad famously lost this article of clothing on the front porch when carrying groceries into the house one day.
What are His pants
Name the type of food Dad famously kept offering to Frank at his first family dinner.
What is Hot dog
On the way home from the hospital after Amy was born, Dad stopped to buy this record.
What is Once in Love With Amy
Acres of _____
What is Diamonds
Sam had a recurring nightmare that this character was chasing him down the boardwalk in Atlantic City.
What is Planters Peanut Man
What action did Dad take to finally address Amy’s overly long showers?
What is Turned off the hot water
At his first meal with the family, Lou was almost scared off by Dad swiping things from the table at this restaurant.
What is Pirate’s Inn/Carlucci’s
To announce to Grandma and Pop Pop that Alli was a girl, Dad bought this item and left it on their front porch.
What is a gallon of pink paint
Garbage in, ___ ____
What is Garbage out
Name the cardinal who would fly into Dad's bedroom window, despite all of his best efforts to deter him.
What is Clarence
The word Dad famously used to describe Debbie when she made the wrong decision to ask how she looked on the way to a party.
What is Husky
John knew he had struck gold when he saw Dad always stocked the freezer with this yummy snack.
What are mozzarella sticks
What movie were Dad and Dr. Cook watching until about two minutes before David was born?
What is Queen of the Stardust Ballroom
What's new in the ___ ___?
What is Outside World
Dad found out his car had been stolen while he was watching this historic event on TV.
What is the Moon landing
When Missy had a string hanging off her dress at a sports awards dinner, Dad took care of it with this handy tool.
What is a lighter
How Dad would have referred to Rachel, indicating that they were both of Jewish descent.
What is One of my People
How did Dad refer to Debbie on the sign he hung on the front of the house?
What is Election Day Special
Think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
What is Not if it's in a can
Dad had a triangular indentation in one finger due to an infection he got in the Army (or maybe from Nazis shooting it?). Name the finger and hand.
What is Left thumb
Sammy disappeared to the bathroom for a while at his own wedding, when he accidentally did this with the wedding cake.
What is Dragged his sleeve through the uncut cake
When Pat waited in the car his first time at the house, Dad watched him from the door and asked whether he was this nationality.
What is Turkish