Little girls
“Pink donut” in Elyseese
“My pink!”
Stinky in dadeese
Foul
Why was Michael’s thigh hair singed
He set them ablaze out of boredom, then again to show mom
“Don’t touch the baby” in Josiaheese
“Stay away from the perimeter of the baby!”
Which two Baber’s have matching birthmarks?
Mikey and Jo
When you tell Heather “not today”
“uh but tomorrow?”
What Baber isnt patient enough to drink sips of water throughout the day so chugs water all at once?
Yowdy
How did Liza deal with non-gummy morning vitamins?
Held them in her mouth all of bible study to spit them in the toilet and flush them
Which in-law gave his first kiss to a fish?
Jackie
What Baber uses “systematic” when referring to vacuumin?
Mom
Top causes for Heather tantrums
Clogs, tights, overalls, strawberries, hair brushing, healed scabs, bad dreams, all foods
Why were moms toes treated like china dishes all our lives?
Her toenails would break and hurt her a lot
how did Noah break his arm?
Ripstick
how did Josiah treat his Algebra book on hard days?
Kicked it
Which Baber loses it when they are hungry?
Annie
Which in-law can’t decide between Disney Narnia and the BBC version of Narnia?
Elizabeth
When the room is chaotic, dad says…
Why do we have all these kids
How did Liza deal with Nailbiting prevention polish?
Sucked and bit it off while it was still wet
how old was Anna when she got rid of her blanket?
I don’t know…she may still have it
Which Baber’s lose it when its past their bed time?
Dad, Liza, and Elyse
why did we have to go 4 years with parched lips?
Heather ate our chapstick
which in-law can burp on command but doesn’t because it’s impolite
jackie
Why did Michael have a scar on his face for 2years?
Liza picked his scab off
On what did Noah cut his finger open on last Christmas?
Bottle opener
Which Baber was born the fattest?
Heather