Baby 101
The baby has a dirty diaper, you should...
Change it!
ricb
crib
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
You rocket.
"On Monday, he ate through one apple."
The Hungry Caterpillar
Oh, no! Baby has a diaper rash. You should...
Use some diaper cream!
tbtoel
bottle
Why did the baby cry at 1am, 3am, and 5am?
Why not?
Evening Salutations to the Celestial Orb
Good Night, Moon
Baby's gassy. You should...
Burp them!
blyulal
lullaby
What's a breastfeeding baby's least favorite Holiday?
Hallo-wean
Everybody tells the parents to sleep when...
the baby sleeps.
icafpire
pacifier
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Baby's hungry! You should...
Feed them!
sabisetn
bassinet
Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test?
Its period came too late.