Baby 101
Infants first recognize this color
Red
This one's about a friar who overslept
Frere Jacques
Lara is this many weeks pregnant
32
Dean Martin, Michael Buble, and Will Ferrell all covered this song
Baby it's cold outside
Based on his parents, this will most likely be Baby Fishcarp's main sport
tennis
You can't live more than three days without it, but babies shouldn't have it until they're at least 6 months old.
Water
This children's rhyme was once thought to refer to the Black Plague
Ring around the rosie
Lara's favorite trimester (so far)
Third
How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?
...Baby one more time
If he's anything like his father, this will be the shape of most of his elementary school halloween costumes
box
First sense a baby develops
Hearing
This rhyme was the first audio recorded on Edison's phonograph
Mary had a little lamb
At this number of weeks, you will start feel your baby kick you in the heart and punch you in the bladder.
25
Gonna shine tonight, make you mine tonight
Somebody's baby
What will be baby Fishcarp's highest percentage ethnicity?
Ashkenazi Jew
If a baby is born with ear issues, doctors will probably check for issues in this other organ
kidneys
This titular nursery rhyme character made a cameo in Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass
Humpty Dumpty
Baby Fishcarp is about as big as this vegetable (double points for guessing length in inches)
Butternut squash / 17 inches
My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns, hon
Baby got back
If mom's pregnancy cravings are any indicator, this will be Baby Fishcarp's favorite condiment
Sriracha
Babies are born without this body part
Kneecap
This barnyard rhyme first began as an opera
Old MacDonald had a farm
Baby Fishcarp clocked this number at his 31 week weigh-in (closest without going over)
3 pounds 13 ounces
Cold '90s hit
Ice Ice baby
Baby Fishcarp's smallest body part (by percentile), which is not surprising based on his parents
his head (20th percentile)