Name That Baby Item
This item prevents parents from using approximately 94% of their backseat space
What is a car seat?
This beverage is consumed cold 97% of the time after motherhood
What is coffee?
This item has approximately 14 straps and requires a PhD to buckle correctly
What is a car seat?
This woman became the mother of Jesus
Who is Mary?
This happens immediately after parents finally clean the baby
What is another diaper blowout?
This item is essentially a tiny straight jacket disguised as comfort
What is a swaddle?
Moms often reheat this meal at least 3 times before giving up
What is lunch?
Parents spend hundreds on this machine to recreate airplane noises indoors
What is a sound machine?
This tiny future king defeated Goliath with a sling and a stone
Who is David?
Babies suddenly gain superhuman strength during this activity
What is diaper changes?
This item spends more time on the floor than in a baby's mouth
What is a pacifier?
This bathroom activity becomes a luxury vacation after kids
What is showering alone?
This item is folded exactly once correctly in its lifetime
What is a stroller?
This angel appeared to Mary to tell her she would have a baby
Who is Gabriel?
This children's song will live in parents' heads against their will for the next five years
What is "Baby Shark"?
This gadget allows moms to prepare a bottle while simultaneously feeling like a dairy farm employee
What is a breast pump?
This sentence is interrupted approximately 42 times daily
What is every sentence?
This tiny clothing item disappears faster than adult motivation on Monday mornings
What is a baby sock?
This fruit of the Spirit is especially needed during sleepless nights and toddler tantrums
What is patience?
This household object instantly becomes fascinating once it's dangerous
What are cords, remotes, outlets, scissors, or trash cans?
This item starts as an organized masterpiece and becomes a rolling dumpster within 48 hours
What is a diaper bag?
This is the average number of bites moms actually eat from their own plate
What is three bites?
This nursery item somehow costs more than actual living room furniture
This bible mom placed her baby in a basket in the river to save him?
Who is Moses' mother, Jochebed?
This phrase is every exhausted parent's biggest lie to themselves
What is "I'll just lay down for 5 minutes"?