Baby Clothes
Parents will routinely buy more of this weekly for their baby for the first two years.
What are Diapers?
This is used to give baby formula.
What is a bottle?
What is Danyas Short Black Hair
This is one of Josh's least favorite colors, but is one of danyas favorite colors
What is lime green?
Babies have two sets of these when they are born, but the first set will not be visible until the end of the first year.
What are what are teeth?
Babies often wear these, and they are often decorated with cute sayings like "Little Stinker" and "Princess". Some have zippers or buttons for closure. It is usually a workout to put one on a baby.
What is a onesie?
Babies typically sleep in these till they are nearly two
What are bassinets/Cribs?
Danya can't stand this color
What is the color purple?
This is Josh' Coffee Order.
Black.
The baby will give this off for the first year, which is scientifically proven to make you want to sniff them.
What is "The New Baby Smell"?
Babies love to remove these articles of clothing themselves. While frustrating, the practice encourages fine motor skills.
What are socks?
This item goes everywhere with baby for the first few years. It contains almost everything needed to care for baby's needs on the go
What is a diaper bag?
Danyas favorite meal her Momma Robbi makes
What is clam chowder?
This is the Sport Josh played in Highschool
What is wrestling?
Babies have 270-300 of these when they are born. This number decreases to 206 as they age.
What are bones?
These types of onesies have no leg openings and are used for sleeping
What are sleep sacks?
These are used to transport babies around hands free. Usually tied with cloth, but more tactical versions are available.
What is a wrap carrier?
Danya was not allowed to have one of these as a child, but got one while she lived in San Diego.
A cat!
This is one of Josh's favorite Taco Place.
What is Tacos El Gordo?
What are 80% of babies born with due to dilated blood vessels under the skin during labor?
What are birthmarks?
While adults havent worn these since the early 1900's, baby girls today often wear these waterproof articles with dresses.
What are baby bloomers?
Since babies eyesight cannot see distance right away, these decorations are placed above them, sometimes within reach, to give them something to entertain or focus on.
What is a mobile?
Danya has an Intense hatred for these decorations
What are balloons?
Josh couldnt have pizza on his birthday due to this common genetic condition that makes certain foods undigestable.
What is lactose intolerance?
Babies can have up to three times more of these than adults do. They develop in utero in the last trimester and can assist or slow the process of weaning a baby from milk.
What are tastebuds?