THINGS NEW PARENTS MISS
This mythical event involves sleeping 8 uninterrupted hours.
What is a full nights sleep?
Proud parents never expected to talk about this subject so much
What is 💩?
Before kids: Happy Hour = Drinks, after kids a happy hour involves this
What is sleep?
What is quiet?
What is peace?
What is an uninterrupted conversation?
This is a grandparent's favorite phrase.
What is "Give me that baby!"
The drink responsible for most new parents functioning.
What is coffee?
Parents often lose track of what day this is after a baby arrives
What is everyday?
Babies somehow manage to get this in their socks.
What is 💩
Before kids, a weekend trip meant adventure. After kids, it means this
What is a packing nightmare?
The number of rules grandparents typically forget.
What is all of them?
The room parents hide in for peace and quiet.
What is the bathroom?
This room in the house becomes a vacation destination after the baby arrives.
What is the bathroom?
This innocent sound often causes immediate panic
What is a baby fart?
Before kids, your car was cleanish. After kids, it contains these
What are dirty Diapers?
What are crumbs?
What are moldy chicken nuggets and fries?
This is what grandparents return the children home full of.
What is sugar?
This simple task takes 45 minutes once a baby arrives.
What is leaving the house?
This hot beverage is often found reheated 3 times before it is finished
What is coffee?
Then outfit a baby saves for a blowout.
What is the cute one?
Before kids being sent to your room was a punishment. After kids it is this.
What is a gift?
What is a dream come true?
This is the phrase grandparents use right before breaking a parental rule.
What is "don't tell Mommy and Daddy!"
A sleeping baby magically detects this.
What is parents sitting down?
What is parents having or even considering "quality time?"
This activity used to happen spontaneously before kids
🤣That too, but the correct answer is
What is leaving the house?
What is the exact moment a baby will have a diaper blowout?
What is, right after everyone is dressed and ready to leave the house?
Before kids mom carried a purse. After kids this is what is carried.
What is everything?!?!
This magical power develops immediately upon becoming a grandparent.
What is knowing more than the parents!
Which we do, of course!
The most dangerous sentence spoken by a child.
What is "Watch this!"