Ancient History
Katie wrote the college essay for this dumbo looking ex
Who is Sev/Satan?
Not an athletic bone in his body, this family member is 7ft tall
Who is Adam?
Katie’s favorite movie franchise, she grew up reading the books while the movies simultaneously premiered on the big screen
What is Harry Potter?
Bonus question (50pt): What house was Katie sorted into?
“Yeah, she’s dead.”
Who is Nana/Mary Snow Hartung?
Katie’s two high school varsity sports
What are Hockey and Softball?
Shattered mugs and shattered hearts, this ex was tall ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who is Robert?
Shouting “Amber Alert” in crowded parking lots, charades, and snack packs of 4 are all fond memories of camping trips led by this family member
Who is Aunty Alison?
Managed by Terry Francona, this team swept the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series thus ending the Bambino Curse
Who are the 2004 Red Sox?
The mythical creature that Katie thought was extinct like dinosaurs
What are dragons?
Two holidays celebrated by Katie and her family in the winter
What are Hanukkah & Christmas?
Katie blew a bouncer at this New Haven establishment
What is Toads?
Glowing red eyes, fog machines, and fake gold coins were key parts of this Chatham Prank
What are Ghost Pirates?
A Hartung Family favorite movie, featuring the iconic line “we’re going to need a bigger boat”
What is Jaws?
Katie wasn’t allowed to get this 2000’s trendy item when Janille broke her arm because of it
What are Heely’s?
Whether it was giving her number out, eating leftover cheesecake, or shaving her legs, Katie could still do this at the same time
What is driving?
Katie frequented this under 18 establishment in high school, and even had her sweet sixteen party there
What is the Amber Room?
“Clowns” was Katie’s least favorite Chatham Prank, but Katie was most betrayed by this family member’s head-to-toe clown costume
Who is Rob Lowe/Uncle Rob/Her Dad?
This series, airing in 2005 starring Jared Padalecki, featured “saving people, hunting things, the family business”
What is Supernatural?
This act of teenage rebellion was smudged across Katie’s lower back after a night out in Chatham
What is a temporary/henna tattoo?
When playing dolls in her basement, Katie was often a single mother supporting her many babies by working these two jobs
What is a Waitress & a Dancer/Stripper?
The Pyramid Scheme Katie managed to succeed in during high school
What are Cutco Knives?
Unable to say her name as a child, this family member is still called by her Katie-given nickname
Who is Aunt Poozie/Aunt Susan?
My good friend and poet laureate
Who is Joe Frazier?
After being told to “rip the C’s off their jerseys” Katie and Nikki were locked in at this establishment
What is Groton Rink?
Katie has memorized every word of this song and most of the lyrics from the 2023 Fall Out Boy cover
What is ”We Didn‘t Start the Fire”?